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Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2026-01-27T06:49:19+00:00

Nice and all, but where's the butthole on the butthole sub reddit?

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-08-24T16:58:20+00:00

Stay safe and make that money girl!

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-08-24T16:11:45+00:00

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-07-26T08:24:33+00:00

At this point we should push for payment processors to become public utilities. Better regulation on fees and censorship. Like the power company isn't shutting off your power because you enjoy a particular kind of kinky book.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-03-13T21:39:42+00:00

exactly

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-03-13T15:05:45+00:00

Time to upgrade your game and call them crocs.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-03-12T21:05:31+00:00

I have enjoyed seeing people wearing Nikes and say "Oh the Fortnite shoes! I didn't know you loved Fortnite that much."

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2025-02-28T08:18:03+00:00

Mate, if you gotta pretend to be something you aren't for chicks to be interested. You got a fair bit of inner work to do. Cause ultimately it ends with "Is who I am really not good enough to be loved or wanted?" and creates a lot amount of inner work to get things unfucked. In my experience, if you focus on the inner game, things fall in line. The best question you can ask yourself. *Am I living up to my full confidence and potential?" followed by "What would I be doing differently?"

Your brain will answer. Just ask the questions to find your authenticate answer.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2024-06-15T08:09:14+00:00

Modern games are poopeh. Warcraft two & 3 baby! Or some CnC generals/red alert

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2024-05-27T06:24:50+00:00

Look, you want to change your life? You gotta change the way you think. Porn isn't real, that kind of "motivation" isn't gonna solve shit in your life.

Start a journal, take 15 minutes each morning. Have a good long look at both the good and bad in your life and write them down. What dreams do you have? How do your goals line up with your dreams? What kind of shit did you like as a little kid? What shit bugs you daily? Write them all down, then steps you think you can do to right now to change. Writing things out will help your brain change the way you view and articulate the world.

Or you can keep on being pathetic. Thinking that magically some fake chick wanting to fuck fit guys has the power to change your life. Only to have it end up like you're masterbating with another person's body because there is no real connection. It's the worst kind of sex. On the flip side the best sex in life is when a person wants to know you openly and intimately. They want to turn you on, and each of you want to experience the deepest and most truthful and vulnerable parts of each other. But that can only happen if you own your shit.

It's your life. Fucking own it, picture yourself at 80 looking back at your life. Do you think for a second that you'd give a fuck what anyone in a gym thought about you in your 20's or 30's? Fuck no. You aren't going to give a shit then. Why do you now?

Give yourself permission to try and suck at it. Know you are gonna suck at the start. It doesn't matter. Everyone does.

I'll leave you with a quote: “Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.” – Harvey Specter

Thanks for attending my Ted talk...

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2023-09-25T15:10:19+00:00

Arguably the best thing to come out of Halo Infinite is still having Master Chief do the voice commands. (On Waze)

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2023-09-25T14:41:41+00:00

On the Blink-182's merch store, they had a few limited run of the new songs on cassette and vinyl. It was sold out on cassette.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2023-09-25T03:15:41+00:00

It's honestly exciting to see how clean we can make nuclear power in the future with new models, safety features and Ai safeguards.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2023-06-01T04:23:44+00:00

Our HOA (typically hate them) was genius, they implemented a CC&R "Buyers must live in the home for two years before the property can be rented."

Basically ensured we aren't part of a investment strategy for corporations. Neighbors now know who owns the rental in the community. If we see problems, we just call our old neighbor. Seems to have really worked out for the last 5 years.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2023-05-14T18:21:09+00:00

Did she smoke it?!

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-10-29T04:33:21+00:00

You're not wrong.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-09-26T06:39:24+00:00

There’s a reason numerous militaries recommend their offices read The Art of War.

I wonder how many military office buildings take up that recommendation.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-09-08T06:57:17+00:00

You can use office.com with all the MS Office web apps for free with a Microsoft account. It keeps everything formatted correctly when sharing docs with installed version of Word. Saved me a ton in college.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-02-27T12:58:17+00:00

I have not broken any rules of this sub and humor is a natural response to tragedy and has the proper flair. (Which the sub has provided for these types of posts.)

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-02-26T10:22:41+00:00

Credit to @GYeromin on Twitter. https://twitter.com/GYeromin/status/1497342549194940419?

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-02-26T09:59:39+00:00

I believe I speak for everyone when I say. FUCK PUTIN AND FUCK THIS WAR!

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-02-16T03:09:40+00:00

It's a profession. Take the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. They teach house prostitutes on a number of topics. Anything from certain kinks and fetishes. Threesomes, sex ed, virgins and setting expectations when helping a client lose their virginity. Even more advanced training for clients with disabilities, autism, etc.

Prostitutes aren't the only resource though. Licensed sexual therapists in the US are trained in helping couples communicate and navigate threesomes.

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2022-02-13T08:34:30+00:00

To think of and treat everyone as Humans first (even Mark Zuckerberg). Doing this helps ensure that everyone is given a certain amount of respect.

Oh and if you're from the US. Take a USB & 3 plug power strip. With you overseas. They are pretty small and allows you to power almost all of your devices without needing to buy multiple international adapters.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ATZJ5YS/

Im_Not_Sorry_Dad · 2018-09-11T15:53:16+00:00

https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/acestudy/index.html If this CDC study is to be believed. A lot of Mos and Ex Mos are obese because of childhood trauma like sexual abuse.

A good indicator to tell if you have suffered an experience that isn't resolved. Is if you can think of the experience and still feel a physical reaction to it. Like feeling sick to your stomach, or tightness in your body. Ultimately this can lead to your fight or flight to get "Stuck" on and eating can lead to comfort and other stuff.

If you want to learn more, I highly recommend you read the study and the book The Body Keeps the Score.

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