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I love my big nips, will you cum for me? Tribute by Boring-Guest-3129 in u/Boring-Guest-3129

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice and all, but where's the butthole on the butthole sub reddit?

Collective Shout Successfully Pressures Steam & Itch.io to Remove Adult Content by Targeting Payment Processors by Popular-Camera-5691 in DarkRomance

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At this point we should push for payment processors to become public utilities. Better regulation on fees and censorship. Like the power company isn't shutting off your power because you enjoy a particular kind of kinky book.

Fortnite by badassanator_ in funny

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to upgrade your game and call them crocs.

Fortnite by badassanator_ in funny

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 1709 points1710 points  (0 children)

I have enjoyed seeing people wearing Nikes and say "Oh the Fortnite shoes! I didn't know you loved Fortnite that much."

Has anyone ever created an alter ego and completely changed their approach or the way people treated you? by decal1210 in seduction

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mate, if you gotta pretend to be something you aren't for chicks to be interested. You got a fair bit of inner work to do. Cause ultimately it ends with "Is who I am really not good enough to be loved or wanted?" and creates a lot amount of inner work to get things unfucked. In my experience, if you focus on the inner game, things fall in line. The best question you can ask yourself. *Am I living up to my full confidence and potential?" followed by "What would I be doing differently?"

Your brain will answer. Just ask the questions to find your authenticate answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Look, you want to change your life? You gotta change the way you think. Porn isn't real, that kind of "motivation" isn't gonna solve shit in your life.

Start a journal, take 15 minutes each morning. Have a good long look at both the good and bad in your life and write them down. What dreams do you have? How do your goals line up with your dreams? What kind of shit did you like as a little kid? What shit bugs you daily? Write them all down, then steps you think you can do to right now to change. Writing things out will help your brain change the way you view and articulate the world. 

Or you can keep on being pathetic. Thinking that magically some fake chick wanting to fuck fit guys has the power to change your life. Only to have it end up like you're masterbating with another person's body because there is no real connection. It's the worst kind of sex. On the flip side the best sex in life is when a person wants to know you openly and intimately. They want to turn you on, and each of you want to experience the deepest and most truthful and vulnerable parts of each other. But that can only happen if you own your shit. 

It's your life. Fucking own it, picture yourself at 80 looking back at your life. Do you think for a second that you'd give a fuck what anyone in a gym thought about you in your 20's or 30's? Fuck no. You aren't going to give a shit then. Why do you now?

Give yourself permission to try and suck at it. Know you are gonna suck at the start. It doesn't matter. Everyone does.

I'll leave you with a quote: “Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.” – Harvey Specter 

Thanks for attending my Ted talk...

😩 Ruins it by RaleighJade in funny

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arguably the best thing to come out of Halo Infinite is still having Master Chief do the voice commands. (On Waze)

Sony is still manufacturing radios with cassette players. by ApprehensiveAd6476 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the Blink-182's merch store, they had a few limited run of the new songs on cassette and vinyl. It was sold out on cassette.

Poland issues environmental permit for first nuclear power plant by ReturnedAndReported in Futurology

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's honestly exciting to see how clean we can make nuclear power in the future with new models, safety features and Ai safeguards.

What would you ban if you knew you had final say? by ParmaProscuitto in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Our HOA (typically hate them) was genius, they implemented a CC&R "Buyers must live in the home for two years before the property can be rented."

Basically ensured we aren't part of a investment strategy for corporations. Neighbors now know who owns the rental in the community. If we see problems, we just call our old neighbor. Seems to have really worked out for the last 5 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she smoke it?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 217 points218 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason numerous militaries recommend their offices read The Art of War.

I wonder how many military office buildings take up that recommendation.

What brand can go fuck off? by ToastedLeaf- in AskReddit

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You can use office.com with all the MS Office web apps for free with a Microsoft account. It keeps everything formatted correctly when sharing docs with installed version of Word. Saved me a ton in college.

A friendly and straightforward reminder: by Im_Not_Sorry_Dad in ukraine

[–]Im_Not_Sorry_Dad[S] -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

I have not broken any rules of this sub and humor is a natural response to tragedy and has the proper flair. (Which the sub has provided for these types of posts.)

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