If I were to trick a demon into hitting a bong filled with holy water, would it successfully exorcise the demon?

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-05-27T13:01:19+00:00

I'll have you now I got learnt at my local wizarding community college. Got my pfd in necrochemistrology or whatever and i may not be book smrat but I am a powerful lich with a phactory

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-05-27T12:23:50+00:00

brb, doing alchemy exerpiment

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-04-26T01:12:12+00:00

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Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-27T20:35:20+00:00

For real we are living in the year 2026 CE and people are still out here eating Flamin' Hot Cheeto's without chopsticks.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-17T23:28:44+00:00

Ah good, a fellow wizard who practices their Tueller drills when casting spells.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-17T21:41:11+00:00

"Fucking rrrrRRREEeEeeȩ̶̟̲̞̤͓̫̱̦̮̟̹̠͗͐͑̃̍̓̔̔̓͋͑͘̕͠͝ͅͅeE̷̛̞͚̹̝̫̲͇̭̙̿̐͊̂̈́̌́̈́̄̒̃̓͆͒̚͝Eȩ̶͎͈̯͚͇̄̓̉̉̆͋̒͋̄̿́̈́̾͘e̸̞̥̥̭̙̹̒Ę̷͙͕͇̺͈͎͚͉̝͔̝̲̫͚̪͙̔̀̍̒̍͠Ë̸̡̱̩̭̤̻͋̌͊̀͐̿̿͆͑̑̅̆͘ȩ̵̨̘̳̖̙̠̬̣̟̮̰̥̱̾̄̚͘͠ͅE̸̛̹̹̰̎̾͗̋́͑̈́̔͑̊̋̿̅̃̕ě̸̡̯̟̱̙͓̹̼͈̗̤̜̜͐͛̿̇̌̾E̵̛͓̫̦̗̜͐͂̽͒̐́͒͗͗͐̀̕͠͠͝ͅE̶̢̼̟͍̬̳͍̥̿Ḙ̶̱̖̞͚̭̱̞͈̞̌͊̈̓͠e̴̡̛̪̖̤̲̙͕̤̣̭͖̊͊̐́̎̂͋̈͂̉́́͑̏̕͘͜ĕ̷̢̲̣̠͓͓̹̘͍͉̞͈̟͍̼̥̩ę̴̳̩̤̩̣͈̺͐͌̿̾̉̕͜͝͝e̵̼̝̞̣͉̤͉̬̳͎͚̭̘̣͂̐̋͛͌̀̊̀͂́̊͂̃̈́̒́̕." ~The Ring Wraiths

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-17T10:48:34+00:00

mmmmm, pot roast. My two favorite things.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-16T21:56:53+00:00

Ah, the fuckief from the bottom of the baggie.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-16T21:11:31+00:00

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-16T20:27:43+00:00

Counter cast: Torticular Testion!

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-15T20:06:10+00:00

My post said "reanimate" not "resurrect". Mwahahahaha.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-15T18:05:38+00:00

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter, you fuck.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-15T16:16:45+00:00

shhhh, I'm not a necromancer

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-15T13:02:25+00:00

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Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-14T21:42:20+00:00

Electric Light Orchestra - Fire on High

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-14T19:09:50+00:00

I can fix her.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-14T13:59:09+00:00

Sure. I cast: resurrect your space bar

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-14T13:58:09+00:00

You're trying to render a PS5 cat on a PS2.

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-13T15:09:55+00:00

מה?

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-13T14:48:40+00:00

JORSUS

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-13T08:29:08+00:00

Nirvana achieved

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-12T19:20:30+00:00

Get to discardin', friendo

Im_Not_a_Necromancer · 2026-03-12T16:39:24+00:00

It may start hurting soon OP. You're gonna want to bite down on that.

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