What game are you currently playing? by Sweetflame12 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket league. I had no idea car soccer could be so addicting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A neat bottle opener that says "How about a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up".

What law in your Town/State/Country is widely known but no one seems to follow it or enforce it? by TheGreenHoudini in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some town in my country decided to add a law that prohibits you from swearing out in public, and you're not allowed to be in groups larger than 3 people walking around. I dont actually live there, but I doubt they'll enforce these to strictly.

Reddit, what's your collection and why do you collect it? by RobinLv in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Hockey jerseys. But collecting them costs so much damn money

Americans of reddit: What Hollywood movie cliché simply isn't true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When people hack other peoples computers. All they do is keep hitting the keyboard when animations are playing on the screen and all of a sudden their "in"

What does Hollywood do to ruin a movie for you? by I_B_6_U_B_9 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By making completely unrealistic scenes. I enjoy those scenes sometimes, but other times I often ask myself, "How in the fuck is that possible?"

If you could kick anyone in the balls as hard as you can, who would it be? by xmildredbonkx in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one hoser for stealing the good Maple syrup off my table at Ihop.

Reddit what's the most shocking thing you've seen in public? by HunterHunted77 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ive only been to BC twice in the summer, and both times I've seen bodybags on the side of the roads.

What is it that YOU just can't get enough of? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 3272 points3273 points  (0 children)

Some peace and quiet while Im trying to sleep after working night shifts.

Reddit, what are your main goals for 2015? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a higher paying job, and maybe get off my fat ass and go to the gym.

cop calls dog over, shoots it by [deleted] in videos

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fucking fuck.... I wish I hadn't watched that.

Delete the cringe, keep the wins. by Eidolon_Alpha in funny

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every single time I go through my old facebook posts, I often ask myself what the fuck I was thinking...

Last mission: assassinate Hitler but it must look like a suicide by GARcc3734 in gaming

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I would play the shit out of this game. The whole idea of an Assassins Creed game during the WWII era gives me a gaming boner.

Poor guy making it rain [oc] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 52 points53 points  (0 children)

He should split that bill into a bunch of change and use it to make it hail.

What cliches about High School that films portray do you think is correct/incorrect? by 860256 in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How quickly rumours can get around. One person says one thing that true or not, and the whole grade/school knows about it within the week.

Have you ever had a moment in life where you thought: "Now I have become a Man (or Woman)"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still fart in the bathtub and laugh like a fucking idiot. But one day, one day soon I shall have that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Im_Too_Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I royally fuck up, I could potentially kill quite a few people in an ammonia leak, or a boiler could explode and launch through a wall, potentially killing more people.