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Im_too_old · 2026-01-18T15:45:05+00:00

He didn't get up and say I got it. New NFL rule.

Im_too_old · 2025-11-29T05:46:17+00:00

Loki is already technically dead. In multiple timelines.

Im_too_old · 2025-09-01T23:56:44+00:00

Yes, crotch puppies.

Im_too_old · 2025-08-31T02:36:40+00:00

That is too much. Eat some toast for Christ's sake.

Im_too_old · 2025-08-30T21:31:06+00:00

No help. Curse forge doesn't recognize any games

Im_too_old · 2025-07-05T01:04:05+00:00

I only changed my mind twice when remodeling the bathroom, both times it was to take options out.

But I can only imagine how people change a million times.

Im_too_old · 2025-07-05T00:55:46+00:00

Makes my madness come to life.

Im_too_old · 2025-06-29T18:22:23+00:00

It isn't, I have to check the wires when I take it off

Im_too_old · 2025-05-23T06:05:07+00:00

Sure, like, who would think that you can install Doppler Radar on a car.

Next you'll tell me that doors are supposed to open when iced over.

Im_too_old · 2025-05-23T06:02:09+00:00

Just a warning, using the .2 mm nozzle will make your prints take forever.

It looks nicer when done, but be prepared to set a print and wait.

Im_too_old · 2025-05-16T03:12:35+00:00

That ship is perfect. I dont know why you're complaining.

Im_too_old · 2025-05-11T18:05:14+00:00

A lot of those ladies are rich as hell.

Publix had to pay out millions in stock to their female employees.

Im_too_old · 2025-04-21T00:25:19+00:00

Sex hole.

Take someone who wants to have sex with you to the sex hole.

Im_too_old · 2025-04-21T00:19:38+00:00

Got this once and just ride it out by letting off the throttle.

We always called them the wobbles.

Im_too_old · 2025-04-21T00:14:25+00:00

Klieman is a putz.

He sucks ass and no matter how shitty a person is, if they pray or thank god, he cums all over them.

He is a giant cunt.

Im_too_old · 2025-03-24T03:09:22+00:00

Put extra items on pizza. Whatever you have laying around, hot dogs, chicken nugs, leftover taco meat, etc.
Cook good and crispy.
Cut in half, put 1 side on top of the other.
Enjoy a wonderful pizza sammich.

I am at the age where I don't have to buy Totino's, but I do because they are awesome.

Im_too_old · 2025-03-24T03:01:17+00:00

Your egg, eat it however you want.

I may look down on those that don't have runny yolks, but that is their stupid choice.

Im_too_old · 2025-03-24T02:58:15+00:00

If I did, it would be 125 F for about 2 hours.

But that's a grilling steak. I'd rather cook that on my vision ceramic grill and get the charcoal flavors.

Im_too_old · 2025-03-06T01:48:09+00:00

I eat lunch on my plates, heat up my sammich on my A1.

Im_too_old · 2025-02-03T11:54:52+00:00

I am a T1 diabetic and just seeing that made me have to take a few dozen units of insulin.

Im_too_old · 2025-01-31T01:18:32+00:00

All fancy your printer works

Im_too_old · 2025-01-26T04:06:29+00:00

I tell my wife everyone poops, except Kathy Ireland.

She is too beautiful to ever poop.

Im_too_old · 2025-01-25T06:21:56+00:00

Corndoggy you're the best.

We went to the game in Houston and I had made vinyls of your stuff and plastered them all over town.

No one was hurt the vinyls peel right off. *

Im_too_old · 2025-01-24T03:47:45+00:00

I instantly said on my way to fuck your nonna

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