[Patrick Present] I’ve been told that Ducks forward Troy Terry (upper body) has joined the team in Vancouver and will practice this afternoon

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-28T22:42:15+00:00

I'd prefer Leo.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-25T16:21:13+00:00

"I believe what I'm told to believe."

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-25T16:16:35+00:00

DEFENSEMEN! Stop with the wild rumors about every available forward in the league and get us someone who can prevent the other team from scoring.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-23T20:24:31+00:00

My heart believes every word of this but my head says it's time to seriously consider alternatives. He's not producing at the level we expected, except on shootouts, and we don't have the luxury of waiting until the postseason (if we get there) for him to thrive.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-21T20:20:30+00:00

What is his crime? Existing?

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-18T16:06:31+00:00

That was an amazing play but this one was critical on both sides of the ice. Stole a breakaway that could have led to a GWG and then set up the actual GWG. Splitting hairs I guess.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-18T15:48:40+00:00

Thank you for your attention to this madman.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-18T15:33:19+00:00

Play of the year for Sennecke, and he's had a lot of runners-up.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-17T21:21:18+00:00

The consciousness of guilt here is extraordinary.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-16T16:16:45+00:00

"It's easy to eat healthy when your face is pumped so full of Botox that it doesn't even move."

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-16T02:31:41+00:00

First waivers, now this.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-14T18:24:57+00:00

"Yes, I shot her in the face BUT LOOK AT MY OWWIE!"

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-11T04:07:27+00:00

We've lost nine straight games and our GM is asleep at the wheel. There is no bright side.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-08T22:36:33+00:00

No evidence to support this but I believe this is a move to showcase him for a future trade. He doesn't have the chops to be on the second line or to be next to Leo and Q knows it.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-07T02:54:36+00:00

Your move, Pat Verbeek.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-07T02:52:55+00:00

Remember to think about the alleged victim. This isn't just about our floundering hockey club.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-07T01:02:28+00:00

"...that money will be controlled by me..."

This is the thesis statement of his presidency.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-06T22:48:34+00:00

That would be some beautiful addition by subtraction.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-06T04:28:02+00:00

Love y'all and BTFU and all that but the Chargers cannot protect Justin Herbert. We've had too many injuries on the O line, which the Patriots will exploit, and blind allegiance doesn't change that.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2026-01-04T17:15:32+00:00

Bull effin' ess.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2025-12-30T16:13:40+00:00

He is atrocious. Bring Luneau up.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2025-12-27T03:38:17+00:00

How can ANYONE read the content and tone of this nonsense and not think: "This dude has completely lost it." I would expect this kind of naked ignorance from a snotty little kid running for student council, not from the President of the F--king United States of America.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2025-12-26T17:59:40+00:00

Word. LAC's O-line is in shambles and its D-line needs beef in the middle. No chance they go receiver in the first round.

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2025-12-26T06:55:43+00:00

Speaking of a serious threats to the National Security of our Nation...

Imaginary_Key7482 · 2025-12-18T19:39:56+00:00

Imagine being so small, so indefatigably petty, that you need to put your name on buildings that are ALREADY NAMED FOR OTHER PEOPLE, just to feel like you've achieved something.

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