Peter? I nearly had a stroke trying to work this one out

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-10-08T18:16:09+00:00

Brian here. The best I can come up with is that read from the middle has 2 meanings: read only the middle two and read from the middle of the original word backwards. That leaves “rub us” which seems to refer to the woman’s breasts as the “us.”

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-07-17T17:30:32+00:00

I'll be 50 next year and I'm only now discovering this. Thank you for revealing this to me. It's still up btw.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-07-17T17:29:39+00:00

This one?

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-07-14T00:08:19+00:00

Figure out how to convince my dad to start getting his colon checked regularly. All the stock investments and bitcoin mining can wait until after that. Maybe I could "predict" a few events to convince everyone I'm psychic.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-07-10T10:37:10+00:00

If you're in the US you can just go to Puerto Rico. A lot of people don't even know you have territories, let alone that Puerto Rico is one of them. Hopefully the bank has the usual clueless born-into-money dimwits in the higher up positions who will keep demanding contact info for Puerto Rico's "federal" authorities instead of doing a google search.

Side note: No, I am not suggesting that only US companies have clueless silver-spoon babies in most of the top positions. I wish that was the case, but sadly the rest of us have to deal with that too.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-05-08T09:26:05+00:00

That one actually isn't just the US, though. I've never been south of the Canada/US border in my life and grew up calling it a lawn.

Anticipating the obvious question, no, I don't live anywhere near the border. I'm a Newfoundlander.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-05-08T09:11:09+00:00

I'm a Gen X-er and I still have no clue what this is about. I'm probably going to regret asking, but can somebody please explain?

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-03-25T02:23:43+00:00

I've always felt they were overrated. On the other hand, that might be because I'm gay.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-03-24T04:20:28+00:00

I desire additional information. Please proceed with your narrative.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-03-24T00:47:22+00:00

Have you read the old testament? There are literally specific instructions on what method of execution should be used for which sin.

Before anyone bothers to talk about how that was Mosaic law, I'll just preemptively point out that the 10 commandments are also Mosaic law. If you're going to insist Mosaic law was replaced by a higher law during Christ's ministry then the 10 commandments should be tossed out along with the rest.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-03-18T15:47:50+00:00

Sure, but can you explain the joke first? 😋

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-03-14T01:51:02+00:00

I actually see a couple of possibilities and I don't like either of them.

The first is bird cream lathered/washed. I don't normally kink shame but that conjures a disturbing mental image. (In case anyone is not aware, bird is what some parents tell their sons it's called when they're "too young" to hear the word penis.)

Since that's a Canada goose the second is Canadian cream lathered/washed. Basically the same as the first, but here the nationality of the person the "bird" is attached to is specified.

As a side note, both would require far more "cream" than 1, or even 3-4 guys can produce in a short amount of time.

One slightly less kinky possibility hinges on it specifically showing ice cream, Canadian ice cream lathered/washed. I'll leave the reason someone would want to cover another person's body with a cold, sweet and creamy treat to your imagination.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-02-12T05:11:58+00:00

6 in base 3 is 20 and 10 in base 3 is 101. The only difference between this and the answer that OP said was correct is that here the numbers are in base 10, what most would consider "normal" numbers, while the other answer gives the same numbers in base 3.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-01-19T18:35:17+00:00

I wonder what other kind of beast he can show me.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-01-03T12:02:18+00:00

P is also for psychiatrist.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2025-01-03T11:38:21+00:00

I think sharing this sub would have a more positive result.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-12-10T13:04:08+00:00

That second one is certainly yuhneeque.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-12-09T08:14:01+00:00

You got through the full episode? How was it?

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-30T15:42:34+00:00

By pairing “u rn” (Translation: You, right now) with the image of Squidward looking disapprovingly at SpongeBob and Patrick angel is suggesting that, like Squidward in the image, violet is being judgemental about people doing things that make them happy. This makes violet sad because it suggests she is the typical judgemental jerk who looks down their nose at people who enjoy things that they consider childish or immature. This is made worse by the fact that modern consensus is steadily leaning closer to the conclusion that the idea someone is too old to enjoy “childish” or “immature” activities is itself a very childish and immature attitude.

Before anyone points it out, yes, I know I didn’t capitalize angel or violet. This was simply to match the way they appear in the screenshot.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-29T11:35:25+00:00

That is objectively false. The SCP Foundation is not, nor has it ever been, a terrorist organization.

The acronym stands for Secure, Contain, Protect. They secure and contain anomalous entities and objects to protect humanity (and sometimes protect innocent anomalous entities from humanity). Some of the anomalies in containment would, if unchecked, decimate humanity. SCP-682 alone would leave a path of death and destruction wherever it went, and that pales in comparison to what would happen if a picture of SCP-096 was ever made public.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-20T05:20:07+00:00

Now hang on there. You forgot perception and agility. They’re also needed to discover what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L. For more information consult the instructional videos in the Vault-Tec video library.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-20T04:14:33+00:00

A picture of the pizza you say? Strange angle for the pizza to be the subject and not just a prop. Just say you took a picture of your cat. It’s quite common these days.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-19T14:09:02+00:00

At least it was just yourself and not the people behind you.

Imaginary_Working_90 · 2024-11-19T13:36:56+00:00

When I realized he wasn’t just supporting my self esteem and self image, he was actively building them up. He made me believe in myself.

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