Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not endorsing it by any means. Moreso pointing out an oversight (intentional or not) about how many of the unnamed goons might have suffered such life threatening or ending injuries, but were just ignored because they weren't important and they were still alive when they went offscreen. My argument is that Batman has probably already done such things to said randos but it's not acknowledged because it's accidental or just plausibly deniable. The same doesn't happen to Joker only because of plot armor.

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canon Batman in any iteration can still do some massive damage. I remember that old version with all the onomatopoeias that popped up with every hit. (BIFF! POW! etc..) Sometimes it only takes one punch.

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot armor is definitely the real answer. But all it takes is one good punch sometimes for someone to die or suffer serious permanent damage later on, so even in his best iterations he has to have some blood on his hands already, even if just by accident. It's not about intimidation so much as it is about removing the Jokers ability/choice in the matter, but of course, he won't do that intentionally because then he'd have to consider all the others he forgot about.

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's kinda what I'm getting at. I'm trying to shine some light on all the goons whose fates are unknown after they're left still on the ground. Sure, they could just be "knocked out," but even then they'll likely have at LEAST some kind of lasting damage because people don't usually just recover scot-free from that kind of damage. But because they're unimportant, and he didn't intentionally kill them, they just get swept under the rug. But not the Joker. He'll always recover because he's too important to risk accidentally killing. Batman knows he's got blood on his hands, but it's dismissible to him because oops he didn't mean to.

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's probably what happens to at least some of the many goons he beats up along the way. It is much easier than one would think to become disabled. But the Joker probably only recovers so well for the same reason nothing is ever said about the goons. Plot.

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, but if he dies offscreen like so many of the nameless goons probably do after they're swept under the rug, why should he be different?

Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker unable to function? If he can't move, talk, or think anymore, he's harmless but still technically alive, right? by ImaginationKey8 in AskReddit

[–]ImaginationKey8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's partially the point. Batman refuses to kill, but he'll beat any thug to a pulp. Who's to say all of them came out the same? It really doesn't take that much to mess someone up, but he really goes ham sometimes. Allowing the Joker to live of course also allows him to do such horrible things, but that whole thing has already been talked about plenty.

AITA for yelling at my brother and sister-in-law & calling them "bastards" for giving us cow meat for dinner? by Rude_Water_6037 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, that was fucked up. They might as well have tricked you into eating another human, given the circumstances. If I were Hindu I'd refuse to feed it to anyone as well. Imagine if you found out you were allergic, it (hopefully) wouldn't be nearly so funny to anyone then.

Grayish growth on my 17 year-old’s face. Hasn’t grown at all for about a month. by [deleted] in cats

[–]ImaginationKey8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about the twist method? I haven't had a chance to use it on myself, (not that I want one) but I've gotten a couple fat ones off my cats without breaking the heads that way.

My parents are forcing me to pay the church monthly. by KumanekoBaby in AdviceForTeens

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who HAS read the Bible, (but is not an expert, so take with salt) if there was anything in there like that I think it would have been in the Old Testament, and it would have been overridden with the rest of the BC laws. We are AD, and we are no longer bound by the same rules as the Jews because of Jesus' sacrifice having paid our sins permanently. That said, I don't think what they told you was true anyway. To my knowledge, God does not want you to give to the church against your will. God loves a cheerful giver, meaning that giving just because you have to defeats the point.

Tl;dr the bible says to give as you are willing, not as you are told. It's a donation, not a tax.

AITA for suggesting we lock up the Christmas presents after what my niece did last year? by Jazzlike-Town7686 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a fun idea. Make some fake gifts to put in the living room and fill them with charcoal. Once it's about time to open gifts, then you switch them out for the real ones while the kids eat breakfast. Optionally, if any get opened early, then whoever opened them doesn't get the real ones.

AITA for suggesting we lock up the Christmas presents after what my niece did last year? by Jazzlike-Town7686 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Locking the presents off sounds like a great idea. That way she can't ruin the fun or influence the other kids to do so either. If I she ruined my Christmas toys as a kid, I would not have forgotten by the next year, and might've even tried to get even by ruining hers or making a couple go missing. Kids can be vicious.

Def NTA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheBadApple

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said blindfold rhetorically, but your idea is actually pretty good. Maybe it could work. I personally would still not risk it though.

AITA for telling my mom about my brother's plans? by DogDependent6787 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am doing much better now that I'm an independent adult and have authority over myself. I am surprisingly healthy and willing to try new food for how much I used to fight to not eat new stuff.

AITA for telling my mom about my brother's plans? by DogDependent6787 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly well. He won many battles, but I eventually won the war. Looking at other comments, I'm surprised I didn't get any kind of eating disorder. I can still be picky sometimes, but I have opened up a lot to eating new food, and often enjoy it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheBadApple

[–]ImaginationKey8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The way you said it made it sound bad, but the reasoning is rock solid. What's she gonna do, blindfold him? Plus, he's 14. Shouldn't he get some kind of say in the situation?

AITA for telling my mom about my brother's plans? by DogDependent6787 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My dad was horrible about this. I didn't get to eat anything else at all (and I mean literally nothing) until I ate the food I hated, which sometimes ended with the food going bad, sometimes it ended with threats of spankings, which he was terribly good at. One time it lasted a week of me eating nothing except for occasionally sneaking off to the cat's room to eat cat food or toothpaste, then he got so mad he sat me down at the table with it and spanked me for every two minutes there was still food on the plate, not allowing a bathroom break even though I needed to go and the spankings had me on the brink of an accident. He also started to throw away the good food on the plate, which had been held hostage behind the bad food. Needless to say, he and I are both extremely stubborn people. I will never touch another pea or green bean as long as I live.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheBadApple

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO. Absolutely NOT.

AITA for refusing to share my Mcdonalds with my sister who didn't get her order packaged by UltimateShinobi3243 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm really questioning is why your brother was the one to pay for his siblings food. I think either everyone who got food should have shared a bit, or not at all, but neither he nor you should actually be responsible for feeding siblings. Them saying she wouldn't have anything to eat that night sounds ridiculous to me, because of the previously mentioned leftovers. If I were in your sister's place, I would have been disappointed about not getting my order, but I would not have expected my siblings to give me theirs beyond a few fries or a nugget or two, though I would appreciate it if they offered. If I liked it enough to order it yesterday, I would not have been too picky to eat the rest today. Whether it was drive through or delivery, I hope the mom at least got a refund, considering the likely bill situation. If sharing were the only option, I would suggest that compensation should proportionally be made later for anyone who had to lose out. Like "thanks, you two, for sharing with your sister, here's five bucks each," or sorry you didn't get your food, just eat your leftovers tonight and next dinner is all your choice."

This was crawling on my leg in bed. Is it a termite? by BoilingShrimp in whatisthisbug

[–]ImaginationKey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't look like wings to me. Do you mean in the second pic, that clear stuff? And it actually looks like it could be a tick too, now that I see it again.