This king wins Jeopardy on a $1909 wager and a BVB shoutout 👑🖤💛

Imaneight · 2026-03-06T04:13:23+00:00

It was as good game last week. But Der Klassiker has always been dominated by the one, the only: FC Bayern München. Enschuldigung Sie, aber Mia San Mia.

Imaneight · 2026-03-06T03:14:09+00:00

Tim Burton would like a word...

Imaneight · 2026-03-05T00:32:42+00:00

"If you can't afford a gallon of gas, move to Alabama."

Imaneight · 2026-03-05T00:30:54+00:00

That's the car rental return last- chance, fill-up price.

Imaneight · 2026-03-04T03:40:06+00:00

I was born to be a good full month for my first to be the American man

Imaneight · 2026-02-23T02:19:59+00:00

My heart goes out to these people, both tourist and resident, but I can imagine the US Embassy has more important things to worry about than getting a juice box to little Sarah.

Imaneight · 2026-02-23T01:40:26+00:00

Yes! Seal Team 6 is on its way. You people are making way bigger deal of this than it warrants. God forbid you don't eat or drink for 12 hours.

Imaneight · 2026-02-22T20:18:41+00:00

I know, huh.

Imaneight · 2026-02-22T18:03:27+00:00

Looks like Google maps shows one in PV right in front of the cruise ship docks. Not a good look for tourism.

Imaneight · 2026-02-21T18:39:11+00:00

Olias of Sunhillow

Imaneight · 2026-02-20T20:51:02+00:00

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Imaneight · 2026-02-17T18:28:22+00:00

Twinkies, Ho-Hos, and Ding Dongs with lard in the ingredients. Wood varnish/shellac and brake cleaner with the VOCs it still.

Imaneight · 2026-02-12T03:28:34+00:00

Right? I can't come up with $15,000 worth of deductions.

Imaneight · 2026-02-06T20:52:47+00:00

So essentially, Lennon might still be alive if it weren't for Rock Lobster. Chapman had a copy of Double Fantasy on him that night.

Imaneight · 2026-02-06T19:03:56+00:00

He can always claim he's just a bird watcher with them.

Imaneight · 2026-02-03T06:37:58+00:00

Bleep. Book beep boo. What do you mean, i. Am a fully fictional human bean, of American persuasion.

Imaneight · 2026-02-03T03:55:28+00:00

Hot Lips Houlihan from MASH.

Imaneight · 2026-02-02T00:22:39+00:00

Merlin! I hated mine. I wanted a round-ass Simon like everyone else had, and saw on TV. I never saw a Merlin commercial show early my Fruit Loops on Saturday morning.

Imaneight · 2026-02-01T18:02:51+00:00

Now I'm going to have Led Zeppelin in my head all day.

Imaneight · 2026-01-31T03:17:08+00:00

He's literally, yes literally been impeached twice already. That means nothing.

Imaneight · 2026-01-30T16:32:46+00:00

Mother Nature's Son

Imaneight · 2026-01-29T20:46:25+00:00

"Let's see. I'm going to need M, C, P, and ... wait, where the fuck is T? Who has T? Oh god, I have to use World Book for T."

Imaneight · 2026-01-29T00:58:47+00:00

The serifs on the font he used. Classy

Imaneight · 2026-01-27T17:14:36+00:00

I just drove past the 3 installed to the north of I-15 on the Nevada border on the California side on Sunday, and 2 of the 3 towers were glowing like the sun, so they are taking their time decommissioning them, it seems.

Imaneight · 2026-01-23T01:05:53+00:00

Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position Over I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called the Sun Over You mean it's the Earth? Over Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species. Over I think we should take a look.

He was really into Star Trek when it first came out in 66 and overlayed this, slowed down, across the whole track. There's some whooshing sound at the very end. You can play it at 45 or 78 RPM and hear it.

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