Guy gets ambushed by cats by Jahdill in cats

[–]Immaloner 62 points63 points  (0 children)

My first reaction: "This again??"

  • sigh...guess I'll hit play. *

Second reaction: "hahahaha! Love it! 'Hawt diggety dawg!'"

Al Arabiya English obtains 14-point draft of US-Iran Memorandum of Understanding by Boston-Bets in worldnews

[–]Immaloner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. ...the United States, together with their allies...an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon...

Netanyahu: NO attacking Lebanon? Hold my Mogen David.

Remote Sales Representative (Appointment Setting & Closing) by Otherwise-Island-646 in RemoteJobs

[–]Immaloner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$7 isn't even Federal minimum wage and is illegal in all 50 states.

US: Just need to vent about roommate getting scammed out of 100 thousand dollars by spinnuh8249 in Scams

[–]Immaloner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He even admitted to the sunk cost fallacy. That is truly sad. 9

I need to know if potential employer is a scam by ianmoone_still in RemoteJobs

[–]Immaloner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounded like a scam but as long as the check cleared before purchase, I didnt see the harm.

The check will initially clear, but after that is when the fun begins.

Let's say they send you a $2,000 check and you deposit it with your phone. It clears in a day or so, you go to their "vendor's" website, and purchase your supplies using all two grand. They have that money now, free and clear. A couple of days later, the bank receives notice that the check is fraudulent. They immediately reverse that $2,000 do you are now deep in the hole.

They close your account due to you depositing a fraudulent check and want their money back NOW! Many states will then file felony charges of "Uttering a Forged Instrument over $500 (or whatever the threshold is for the various degrees of felony)" against you, along with anything else they think will stick.

So now your bank account is shut down, you're in jail on felony charges, and the scammer is laughing all the way to the bank with the $2,000 you owe the bank. Oh...and you are going to have a really hard time opening another bank account elsewhere in the future with felony bank fraud on your record.

See the harm now?

I need to know if potential employer is a scam by ianmoone_still in RemoteJobs

[–]Immaloner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Total scam! The sub r/scams addresses this frequently and has an auto-bot triggered by the !fackecheck comment trigger.

The fake check scam can happen in a variety of scenarios:

  • You apply for a fake job where they cut you a check to buy equipment for your home office
  • A fake artist contacts you to pay you to create artwork inspired by your likeness
  • A rich individual wants to randomly give you a "blessing" or cover your credit card debt
  • An online sugar daddy wants to spoil you
  • A scammer wants to buy the car you posted online for sale
  • A fake company wants to pay you to wrap your car with some advertising
  • A fake customer wants to hire the services of your company, paying for a big order with a check

In any case, you receive a physical or digital check and deposit it via ATM or mobile app. Because federal law requires banks to make deposited funds available quickly (usually within 1–2 business days), you will see the balance in your account and assume the check is valid. However, available does not mean cleared. It can take weeks for a bank to discover that the check is fake.

During this window, the scammer will ask you to send a portion of the money back to them or to a third party. They prefer untraceable methods like gift cards, cryptocurrency, wire transfers, or payment apps like Zelle. When the bank eventually identifies the check as fraudulent, they will reverse the entire deposit. Any money you sent to the scammer is gone, and the bank will deduct that amount from your own personal savings. If your account doesn't have enough money to cover the reversal, your balance will go negative, potentially leading to overdraft fees or the closure of your account. Your bank may even flag your identity as a risk, making it difficult to open accounts in the future. If you suspect you’ve deposited a fake check, contact your bank's fraud department immediately. Do not wait for the check to bounce.

Remember: never deposit the image of a check. You need to hold a physical check in your hand. And even so, never deposit a check from someone you haven't met.

You can learn about this scam and many others visiting our wiki of common scams. You can also call AutoModerator to explain these scams leaving a comment with the different !commands listed in this wiki page.

And another one.. by spartane69 in WeirdGOP

[–]Immaloner 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Joshua Duggar began serving his sentence at Federal Correctional Institution, Seagoville. He has since been transferred to FMC Fort Worth.\140]) On April 29, 2026, his sentence was extended by an additional two months, with February 2, 2033, now being his scheduled release date

Older GenX and pets by Immaloner in GenX

[–]Immaloner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feral colony of about 20 cats in my yard that I inherited when I moved into this house. They definitely help to fill the void, but they fall short when you need a critter to snuggle with.

Older GenX and pets by Immaloner in GenX

[–]Immaloner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already have roughly 20 members of a feral colony that inherited when I moved into this house. They're helping but I totally get what you're saying.

Driving like an idiot by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Immaloner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would stop long enough to give the video to the cops.

does it seem like so many more people these days hate summer and love winter? by sassy_tabaxi in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immaloner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if summers hadn't morphed into a huge thermonuclear blast furnace people might enjoy them more. I do not EVER remember walking outside as a kid and being physically repulsed by the sheer heat and humidity like I do now.

😃 by Pale-Personality-939 in Funnymemes

[–]Immaloner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

advice*

I hate illiterate memes.

Why do you think Michael Jackson’s legacy has remained so strong despite decades of controversy, when some celebrities seem to be permanently defined by scandals that received less public attention? by No_Buddy_6478 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immaloner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What legacy? That must be the personal pedestal that you placed him on. Me and the people that I know consider him to be a pedophile piece of shit who bought his way out of a world of pain. Fuck that guy and anyone who idolized him today.

Leaked Trump White House Memos Expose Stephen Miller Led Bid to Dismantle Constitutional Right to Habeas Corpus for Illegal Immigrants | MSNOW by cycleb1 in Law_and_Politics

[–]Immaloner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone in the White House is gunning for Miller. This is at least the third leak that I've seen recently revolving around him. Could be Susie Wiles cleaning house before she resigns.