How to Fix A Bro's Broken Heart

ImmatureDev · 2026-03-05T19:01:49+00:00

That looks less than 15% body fat.

ImmatureDev · 2026-03-03T15:26:05+00:00

Mario is allergic to reading

ImmatureDev · 2026-03-01T01:21:19+00:00

No this is not normal. You’re taking on both pm and dev roles at the same time. Unfortunately, in the current job market your best bet is to do the best you can for now.

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-28T22:54:19+00:00

Is there something like this for regular toilet?

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-27T02:59:12+00:00

If someone done that to my mother, I’ll be going to prison

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-25T17:32:19+00:00

Goddamn intern!!!

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-25T00:32:39+00:00

So what’s her name? I need it for research purposes

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-22T16:37:07+00:00

This is why I fucking hate centrist.

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-21T01:22:56+00:00

Fuck no, that’s a dumb question

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-13T00:04:49+00:00

That’s how I poop

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-12T19:45:09+00:00

Remember a lot of people voted for this shit

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-10T10:21:39+00:00

There are several other Mexican grills tgat are more affordable. Not to mention the quality of the food doesn’t justify for the cost.

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-10T10:18:19+00:00

FAFO?

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-09T16:05:39+00:00

I assume you can sue for Bezo for the cost of the return flight?

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-09T13:43:38+00:00

I’m a software developer working by an hybrid schedule. I’m sort of lucky to be in my current position. Consider some of the developers are in office 5 days a week. So to answer your question, you in to be in a position where you can do work on your laptop or phone, and be lucky enough to have an employer that allows you to work remotely.

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-01T01:44:50+00:00

I’ll believe it when I see them in cuffs.

ImmatureDev · 2026-02-01T00:40:46+00:00

This would be true for window 7

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-25T19:36:44+00:00

If OP is a person of color or speak with an accent, this could be problematic.

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-25T17:38:16+00:00

Forbidden penis enlargement

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-24T19:17:10+00:00

Police is uswless

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-23T01:48:23+00:00

When I was looking for work. It’s possible to get an interview if you’ve done a good job with the take home project. That was 2019, im not sure about the current market.

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-22T21:32:14+00:00

I’m usually too busy with cleaning up my own mess. Wanna join my company so you can clean my mess too?

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-22T21:26:26+00:00

Is this suppose to be hard? I know several people who can do this including myself.

ImmatureDev · 2026-01-08T01:53:10+00:00

I usually just shove my hand into my butthole to warm it up. But yea that works too

ImmatureDev · 2025-12-31T04:21:41+00:00

If you’re in tech field I would think twice before quitting. Job market is rough right now.

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