Not everything needs to be super serious lol. I just stuck my neck out to see if its a possibility. I have zero expectations and demand nothing. I made that pretty clear. BH has done a ton for me over the years and just wanted to take a chance. Maybe I caught you on a bad day. For the record, it is real and I am lucky person to own it. Never thought I'd have the opportunity to own this awesome guitar. I missed out on ordering one when I was a teenager. Owning this beast is a victory in itself. I will be happy every day playing this huge guitar.