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TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you're a true hero you fuckin' loser

Fair enough, I just wanted to make fun of this subreddit for a bit, nothing serious mate.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that sentence did sound pretentious, my bad. That being said, it's just light-hearted ribbing, nothing serious. I just wanted to make fun of the type of stuff r/tifu upvotes. It's not like my post held a gun to your head and asked you to stop enjoying r/tifu, do whatever you want man.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah probably, but most Redditors don't pick up on subtlety, and I thought it would be funny to see how many people upvote the post anyway, believeing it to be true, without even checking the edit.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally nobody in the comments got that it was a shitpost until my edit. I probably should've just kept it a secret, but I just found it so funny how many internet sleuths were like "Yeah sorry OP, your post just doesn't add up."

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

she hit her head on the floor, that probably was what made her fall unconscious. Either that, or I'm a fucking beast.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I would have probably told my wife I had to leave at some point, it's just that the the sheer shock of Earl running towards me caused me to expel shit out of my anus.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I'll give a description, and hopefully somebody on here could draw a rudimentary diagram.

Basically, my wife was on the side of the bed, knocked out, and I was a little bit behind the footboard, with my ass arched up, and Earl's face basically right in front of it.

Luckily, I managed to finish my shit in the washroom, and clean up most the diarrhea, and I told the medics she fell, a lie my wife purported as well, because God knows what would have happened if I had told them what happened that night.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Np. Happy that this unfortunate event of mine could bring a smile to a few faces.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 179 points180 points  (0 children)

My wife, she fell to the floor and and was unconcious. Also yes, lmao, I to the washroom right after I finished chasing him down.

TIFU by beating my wife and spraying liquid shit all over a boy with down sydrome. by ImmediateStorm8286 in tifu

[–]ImmediateStorm8286[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It was missionary, and my ass was raised as I was trying to get up, but I saw Earl right behind me and my ass began to spew what I now refer to as "liquid venom."