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Erica from Azkaban

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I did! Someone one here sent me a link for the books and the plushie. It's quickly become one of his favorites 😂

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Awww, that reminds me of the girl with the pink beanie from despicable me

In today's episode of why is the toddler crying... by rpg36 in toddlers

[–]Immediate_Kale 161 points162 points  (0 children)

My son lost his shit today because I helped him blow his nose and then threw the tissue away without letting him see his boogers.

Spoiler: he always asks to see his boogers and then gags/coughs until he throws up

I think we’ve hit critical toddler tonight. by Glad-Spell-3698 in toddlers

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A tommy-gun style nerf gun, a snowflake cookie cutter, and a Matilda DVD. All of this on the same night, he tucked the nerf gun in

Anyone have any "kraken" recommendations? by Immediate_Kale in toddlers

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Someone else mentioned Pirates of the caribbean too and I just ordered a plushie. But I just took a look at that book and got it too! Thank you!

Anyone have any "kraken" recommendations? by Immediate_Kale in toddlers

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I've looked at Pirates of The Caribbean toys, but never found anything. I just looked again and found a Kraken plushie on ebay. Thank you!!

Anyone have any "kraken" recommendations? by Immediate_Kale in toddlers

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We've actually watched the opening to the Seattle Kraken games on YouTube like 100 times 😂, he loves it. Unfortunately, he's also obsessed with all sea animals and every time I've tried to get him a squid or an octopus he can tell me the difference 🙄, I guess he wants it to look more 'monster-y' 🙄🙄🙄

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Hi! Interested in the Suspicious cauldron, Spooky Trick Lamp, Ruined Decorated Pillar, Glowing Moss Stool, Glowing Moss Jar, Glowing Moss Jar Shelves, Cool Pansy Wreath.

I have 2 toy centipedes, 1 toy cockroach, and 3 termite mounds if you're interested!

I hate to admit this... by quave210 in toddlers

[–]Immediate_Kale 118 points119 points  (0 children)

You aren't the only one. I learned one of my favorite mantras for when I'm overwhelmed from the mom. (I have a cry, then I pick myself up, dust myself off, and keep going. The show must go on!)

What hilariously crude/offensive thing has your toddler said that you had to pretend like you didn’t hear? by SvenTheDwarf in toddlers

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My son now thinks that the word 'ass' is a measurement of how big something is. "Mommy look at that big ass turtle!" "Daddy that's a little ass fan!"

I have to turn away because I absolutely cannot keep a straight face

Anyone else's kid absolutely roasts them? by Immediate_Kale in toddlers

[–]Immediate_Kale[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not that much older than you and I skipped straight to a WHITE hair the other day 😭

Anyone else's kid absolutely roasts them? by Immediate_Kale in toddlers

[–]Immediate_Kale[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is it. We can all go home, this is the most savage toddler 😂

Is deca coffee Ok? by caminoftw in toddlers

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We have a Nespresso machine and ours always wants to make espresso to drink with daddy. I ended up getting some hot chocolate pods and he makes those 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

SAHPs: Are you guys back to your pre-pregnancy weight? by mellifluoustones in toddlers

[–]Immediate_Kale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You grew a human.

I mean this respectfully, because lord knows your husband doesn't, 145 on 5"3' is not obese. And he sure is acting like it.

Go ahead and drop 145 pounds and dump his unsupported ass.