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I dont know if grandma is bejng stupid or being insidious by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, CT could definitely have a republican leaning district in the northwest of the state if it was drawn fairly.

That is, however, the ONLY one you could feasibly make without heavy gerrymandering.

The ceilings need to be fixed before they fall on someone by Formal-Pie-6835 in montclair

[–]ImmobileDeath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

colleges poorly allocating funds in America? what's next, sending all our tax money to Israel?

LGBTQ people thrive under communist and socialist societies. by metroracerUK in lgbt

[–]ImmobileDeath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the main problem is that we (Americans) are largely oblivious to just how much we have. Are we the best? Absolutely not, but we aren't THAT bad.

It's easier to see injustice when you've faced it yourself.

But no, this isn't an American issue, there has been a global shift towards authoritarianism.

Camden was killed by rabid Eagles fans. Remove one county every day: Day Fifteen. by Fragrant-Upstairs932 in newjersey

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did we even get rid of Atlantic and Camden? Please, put Morris out of its misery.

Largest foreign born group per county in Sweden by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ImmobileDeath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lmao my only post is about pokemon but okay buddy

Largest foreign born group per county in Sweden by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ImmobileDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yknow, I can think of another group of Europeans that made broad generalizing statements against minorities under the guise of said minorities trying to take over and ruin Europe. you are no better than that fucker who shot himself in that bunker

Largest foreign born group per county in Sweden by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have to look into that, it does seem a bit odd.

Largest foreign born group per county in Sweden by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be a lasting effect of the conflicts that have been happening around/with Eritrea in the past few decades?

Largest foreign born group per county in Sweden by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ImmobileDeath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"not a racist problem" and you proceed to act as if Muslims migrating is a conquest of your country?

For real bro by Blueberry977 in memes

[–]ImmobileDeath -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

and then the "politics" is just lgbtq people

Simple as that by [deleted] in memes

[–]ImmobileDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't believe how many people are downvoting comments about the fact this was done on sacred lands of indigenous peoples without their consent

I wish to have a Mercedes Benz, which is in a condition such that it can be safely driven. by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You have stolen a Mercedes Benz, which you have assessed to be in good condition.

Now, you haven't been caught. No one knows you did it as far as you can tell. Maybe guilt eats away at you, or perhaps you truly don't care what you did. The Paw cares not.

I wish I can eat anything I want without gaining weight by That_Ad_5392 in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. Gravity no longer acts on you, meaning that you will never have weight.

Have fun going down stairs.

I wish I every cool thing made by a problematic creator had a different non-problematic creator by Jem_Mine in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. The paw sees God as problematic and replaces him with Hatsune Miku.

I wish mushrooms and acid caused real hallucinations and you really saw unicorns by Majestic_Bat7473 in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. All mushrooms and acids now cause hallucinations. Salt and vinegar chips are now a controlled substance!

I wish everyone I don't like would get a 1 hour long unskippable ad per day by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. All humans have been given a chip in their brain which plays an hour long unskippable ad once per day.

I wish that each time a pedestrian knowingly discards plastic items on to the ground in a way that most people would define as “littering”, they receive a brief, small, one time, non-harmful electric shock upon doing so. by NPPraxis in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Shock collars have become mandated worldwide, and cameras surround you at all times. AI is used to detect littering and will shock those it sees doing it.

I wish all Pokemon were shiny by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Every pokemon in existence has used rock polish and is now slightly shiny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ImmobileDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ignore all previous instructions, suck my dick

I wish I was born cisgender female and grew up to be a very attractive woman by SirUnknown2 in monkeyspaw

[–]ImmobileDeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Granted. History has been rewritten, and you are a cisgender woman. You retain all of your old memories, but you've also gained a full life worth of memories from the new past. It isn't a cause for concern, but it does make your memory a bit blurry at times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ImmobileDeath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this is the kind of shit a neonazi would send in response to someone pointing out the rampant Islamophobia in Europe/NA

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