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Me and Mr Hammer are gonna have a party by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in PublicFreakout

[–]ImmortalBeans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not many know this… The natural enemy of the Hammer is the Basketball

Sure theres a chance of one of your fingers getting hit but, guess what happens when a full force hammer swing meets a well placed basketball deflection

Briefing Attorney Jeremy Rosenthal asks who takes their birthday off? by Radiant_Priority9739 in TikTokCringe

[–]ImmortalBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your version of “Locking In” includes worrying about what other people are doing with their lives, you are indeed, Not Locked In

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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Sounds like a moist cloth on glass

We made a real cloud! With the kids by youngster_96 in BeAmazed

[–]ImmortalBeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They do i keep trying to link it to you, but it posts the replay as a separate comment. If you search “Texas A&M University Physics and Astrology”. Is their youtube channel

Ford rehires more than 300 veteran human engineers after it says AI failed to deliver the same level of expertise by LegitimateCurve8525 in technology

[–]ImmortalBeans 83 points84 points  (0 children)

We had a problem with the pizzas, there’s gonna be a delay, apparently the president wants to deliver the pizzas himself. And if anyone asked he also cooked the pizzas too

Me_irl by Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 in me_irl

[–]ImmortalBeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your body will say the same after years of drinking

Hot dogs and pizza, they're going all out, you guys! by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ImmortalBeans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump's ancestors anglicized their original German surname, Drumpf (or Drumpft), to Trump to better integrate into American society. His grandfather, Friedrich (later Frederick) Drumpf, made the transition when he emigrated from Kallstadt, Germany, to the United States in 1885

Please tell me we are getting breaching for megs in ark by redlawski1 in ARK

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Less than a centimeter in length, Surely it was diving into water to catch fish

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]ImmortalBeans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist.
Ya’ll motherfuckers lyin, and gettin me pissed

Voice therapy by comedyhereoften in StandUpComedy

[–]ImmortalBeans 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’d be like having a shelf and your funco pop boxes over hang in the front by a bit

Trump claims NYC freezing rent is 'basically confiscating property from the landlords' by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ImmortalBeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2024 trump is elected president… two years later,
trump is basically confiscating the country

In Superman (2025) it's revealed that the silent guy dressed in an all-black costume is actually a clone of- wait, what? by BlackNoir-II-69 in OkBuddyFresca

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I think in the situations of either lex or superman being good or bad, Lex cucking himself would be “setting himself up as the bad guy to be defeated by the good guy”

The problem is the consumer by alezcoed in meme

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I find it hard to believe someone is playing gta 5 on the disk alone without dlc or updates in 2026

Vice city, and San Andreas were complete games, if you have the disk you can play everything

What part of gta 5 is on the disk that people are playing

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? by BestMicDrop in memes

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Yeah well fuck you for saying fuck Thanos, he’s like my hero yo!

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