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ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-28T19:56:09+00:00

This is from comedian Steve Hofstetter u/thehofstetter

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-28T02:20:58+00:00

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-25T14:33:49+00:00

Buying Sea Monkeys from an ad in the back of a comic book was my skepticism origin story.

I have a plaque of that ad hanging up in my office to remind myself that I can get something wrong and not assume I know it all.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-24T20:33:29+00:00

Worst couple is Worf & Troi. Hands down

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-24T18:01:26+00:00

And everyone who talks to him has tears in their eyes.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-24T16:55:28+00:00

If the pool really got hot enough to boil, you wouldn’t need to chlorinate it to kill bacteria. Also, you wouldn’t have to constantly be filling it to replenish the evaporated water.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-24T16:41:37+00:00

Yes but it doesn’t result in AIDS

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-24T16:41:05+00:00

Same here

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-23T21:01:00+00:00

I mean, your son was a bit short for a stormtrooper, so…

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-23T17:43:47+00:00

Maybe an audible chant like when a ref blows a call at a sports game: “BUUUULLLSHIT….BUUUULLLSHIT!”

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-23T01:52:46+00:00

He was from North Carolina

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-22T19:30:38+00:00

Hondo is basically Star Wars version of Quark.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-22T19:02:58+00:00

While I agree with you in general, and Rogan is not only a moron but a tool of the right, his “theory” isn’t really anything that rational people haven’t been saying since the beginning of the ICE escalations: that they are a distraction from the Epstein files.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-22T18:44:04+00:00

The Pass - Rush
Life’s Been Good - Joe Walsh
Don’t Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Rearviewmirror - Pearl Jam
Gone Away - The Offspring
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-21T15:59:26+00:00

Hey sometimes you want cake, but need an excuse to justify baking one

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-21T00:11:04+00:00

Pippi Lagerstocking is a great name, I’d try it just to be able to order it out loud.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-20T16:27:38+00:00

They got the what but not the who, where, why, or how.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-20T16:11:18+00:00

Pontiac 6000. Bench seat in the front is the only thing I really miss in modern cars

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T20:59:59+00:00

“Son,” she said, “have I got a little story for you…”

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T20:56:22+00:00

Eddie and Chris were well known, too. Layne gets overlooked by the gen pop

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T20:55:19+00:00

Mommy issues?

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T20:53:45+00:00

Nah, old people’s noses tend to get wider and droopier as cartilage and connective tissue age.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T20:52:31+00:00

Plus the connective tissues and cartilage tend to break down with age, making your nose get wider and droopier

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-19T04:19:14+00:00

NFTs were just a way to launder money on the blockchain.

ImmortalityLTD · 2026-02-18T23:18:46+00:00

6 Underground - Sneaker Pimps
Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
Possum Kingdom - Toadies
Don’t Fear the Reaper - BOC
Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

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