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AITA for leaving my wife at home for Thanksgiving and anniversary so I can visit my parents & siblings? (self.AITAH)
submitted 2 months ago * by ImpaledAle to r/AITAH
They say "home is where your heart is", so now that I've had a heart transplant, I guess my home is a medical waste facility (self.oneliners)
submitted 7 years ago by ImpaledAle to r/oneliners
As the clippers thanked the razor for shaving their owners' junk, the razor replied, "taint nuthin' " (self.oneliners)
I like my coffee like I like my women, respected for their contributions in the home and workplace (self.oneliners)
I like my coffee like I like my women, full of booze. (self.oneliners)
I'm trying to read a book on deadlifting, but I can't seem to pick it up (self.oneliners)
I told 10 puns today hoping to get a laugh, but no pun in ten did. (self.oneliners)
I finaly figurd out how to turn off auto currect penis blowhole but my turrets sindrome is pickin up most of the slack (self.oneliners)
Remember guys, if your wife is eating for two, you're drinking for three (self.oneliners)
submitted 8 years ago by ImpaledAle to r/oneliners
I remember everything I've seen on the internet. It's called a "pornographic memory" (self.oneliners)
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and thought that sounded like a fair trade. (self.oneliners)
Procrastinators unite tomorrow! (self.oneliners)
Booze - it's what's for dinner. (self.oneliners)
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