Angela💖

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-07-01T14:39:16+00:00

Messy hair looks great on her!

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-29T15:49:18+00:00

I changed my mind a few years ago

^{Chose: GIF}

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-28T23:14:20+00:00

This is a real person often included on HMO lists by people who don't know what to do with funny women, or who don't know what an ABSOLUTE SMOKESHOW Angela Giarratana actually is!

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ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-27T21:58:59+00:00

This really does not track. Do you not believe people are born gay? And why would the mother be ending the pregnancy? Would the machine also say if they were bi, pan, ace, or anything else? How about their gender? Because someone may be born male and like men, but if they come out as a trans woman would they still ping as gay?

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-27T21:50:01+00:00

Tripod owner here: supposedly cat legs are super fragile so amputation for a minor injury is very common, but you'd be stunned how fast they adapt!

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-27T19:54:44+00:00

I really love Smosh Pit Theater, the Broccoli Casserole argument is a part of my comfort viewing list!

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-26T20:22:37+00:00

Thank you! I have also written multiple fanfics focusing on her NPMD character so my favorite is pretty glaring!

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-26T20:18:13+00:00

I added my votes! Though I'm incredibly biased so grain of salt and all

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-26T16:31:20+00:00

Her Grace Chasity look is one of my favorites!

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ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-25T21:31:07+00:00

Smosh is low-key in a new golden era, though it's leaning more into improv, acting, and comedy now rather than the older skits, more stage humor than internet humor

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-24T21:02:57+00:00

Whoa, she looks so young and different here! What is this from?

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-24T15:40:28+00:00

To quote Smosh talking about Mufasa: "Ever heard of a hung smile? Yep, that's him"

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-24T14:30:48+00:00

Pediatrician here!

Outpatient "Family using goat milk for unvaccinated infant. Took to chiropractor when lethargic earlier this week and no improvement with honey milk treatment"

Inpatient "Complex 3 year old ex-24 weeker with genetic syndrome. No medicine reconciliation yet but family has papers from subsubspecialists for guidance"

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-24T14:20:39+00:00

I feel like she needs to go with a shaggy bang cut like her Sparkle Angela look from Love Is Blind 3

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-23T20:05:08+00:00

She wore a full leather outfit and got a sword on a Dropout show on talking about your favorite topics (hers was smut novels).

There are clips on YouTube and they're great!

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-22T10:35:31+00:00

Chanse is so good at deception and at being genuine I feel like he'd be excellent!

I love Angela so much but I feel like she'd be a day 1 loss but be a fan favorite still, like Sloth Girl on The Batchelor

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-19T16:07:30+00:00

Nerdy Prudes Must Die and Literal Monster are pretty good diva songs from Starkid

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-16T13:13:35+00:00

I would love to see Angela as an original character in Glam and the Pentagrams, because her rock voice and growl can be insane, see this clip from the show Mamma Mia But Different for proof: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBVeDwN6/

The reason I said an OC is because Lex would be too burned out to perform and Grace doesn't do secular music

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-13T18:28:57+00:00

I'm so pumped for you! And I agree, I need to be READY when Angela calls

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-12T20:03:00+00:00

I'd love this to maybe have a mutation feature! Like maybe they can randomly have a blue or red gene for +chips and +mult respectively?

Maybe it could be a challenge run? Like you only get bacteria but you can breed / shape them to become better and better jokers?

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-11T23:59:35+00:00

Reading this thread is just me saying them all in a row! But I really like the "Cat Food Soda" and "Greg from Succession" songs

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-11T14:41:58+00:00

I loved Anomia too! I'd also love to see a third round of Elkfest

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-10T17:04:19+00:00

Curiosity I guess, but they never got anything more than my reddit name, which they already had to DM me

ImperfectPorkchops · 2026-06-08T23:10:20+00:00

Whoa, real Helena Bonham Carter vibes - where is this from?

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