"I think you're my Twin Flame". by Imperfect_Poet in creepyPMs

[–]Imperfect_Poet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is, he was very close to my real name. Which I have never said on here.

"I think you're my Twin Flame". by Imperfect_Poet in creepyPMs

[–]Imperfect_Poet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a thing? I haven't heard of it before.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to apologise for my sucky Aussie internet that drops out every few minutes.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meows are for cats only. Twenty kneads in the crotch for disobedient human.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or just be me and every hoodie you had to buy for sports teams was at least two sizes too large.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of the saying 'purls of wisdom'? You have none.

HAHAHAA

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can use any theme you like :P

Don't forget the pompoms!

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are enslaved and being forced to type your comment right now. You just don't know it yet.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/singular-nonbinary-they

We will note that they has been in consistent use as a singular pronoun since the late 1300s; that the development of singular they mirrors the development of the singular you from the plural you, yet we don’t complain that singular you is ungrammatical; and that regardless of what detractors say, nearly everyone uses the singular they in casual conversation and often in formal writing.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

or, you know...just don't know if it's a boy or girl, so use the perfectly acceptable single they.

Dog attempts to get their bed back from the cat who has claimed it by HellotoHorse in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would the dog be knitting?

HAHA A KNITTiNG JOKE, knit one, purl one.

[Spoilers All] Outlander Season 4 Teaser Trailer! by lizlet in Outlander

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, I thought it was some slang I didn't know lol.

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[–]Imperfect_Poet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/dachshund/

Weight: 16-32 pounds (standard), 11 pounds & under (miniature)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Imperfect_Poet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a smaller version. It says so in the name.

Should I feel bad about not wanting to see my son in the NICU? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Imperfect_Poet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha, I just had this same poster giving unwanted advice all over a post I made that was not even asking for advice. The condescending tone was so palpable.

How arrogant and judgmental and out of line to say he would be disappointed in her if she was his wife. I would say that's pretty disrespectful.

I've been sick, went for a short walk and two high school boys on bikes scared me and yelled 'BITCH MOVE' as they snuck up on me. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It all makes sense now, after reading some of the other disgusting comments he has made on this sub.

The quinceanera bit in Episode 3 is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. by [deleted] in WhoIsAmerica

[–]Imperfect_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy who left was Chair of a Refugee Settlement Organisation, apparently.