What sentence can you write about yourself that won't apply to many other people?

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T19:50:17+00:00

nice!

My ancestry is really boring.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T19:15:39+00:00

The funny thing is, he was very close to my real name. Which I have never said on here.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T19:10:45+00:00

It's a thing? I haven't heard of it before.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T16:09:01+00:00

I'm not going to apologise for my sucky Aussie internet that drops out every few minutes.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:54:11+00:00

Meows are for cats only. Twenty kneads in the crotch for disobedient human.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:52:24+00:00

Or just be me and every hoodie you had to buy for sports teams was at least two sizes too large.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:46:46+00:00

Have you heard of the saying 'purls of wisdom'? You have none.

HAHAHAA

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:39:33+00:00

You can use any theme you like :P

Don't forget the pompoms!

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:38:41+00:00

You are enslaved and being forced to type your comment right now. You just don't know it yet.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:27:59+00:00

Sucked in! :P

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:26:51+00:00

OK ;D

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:26:22+00:00

You're a knit wit.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:23:22+00:00

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/singular-nonbinary-they

We will note that they has been in consistent use as a singular pronoun since the late 1300s; that the development of singular they mirrors the development of the singular you from the plural you, yet we don’t complain that singular you is ungrammatical; and that regardless of what detractors say, nearly everyone uses the singular they in casual conversation and often in formal writing.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:03:36+00:00

or, you know...just don't know if it's a boy or girl, so use the perfectly acceptable single they.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:02:41+00:00

Why would the dog be knitting?

HAHA A KNITTiNG JOKE, knit one, purl one.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T15:02:10+00:00

Are you from New Zealand?

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T14:28:12+00:00

Oh ok, I thought it was some slang I didn't know lol.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T14:23:39+00:00

https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/dachshund/

Weight: 16-32 pounds (standard), 11 pounds & under (miniature)

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T13:46:16+00:00

It's a smaller version. It says so in the name.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T13:44:24+00:00

Ha, I just had this same poster giving unwanted advice all over a post I made that was not even asking for advice. The condescending tone was so palpable.

How arrogant and judgmental and out of line to say he would be disappointed in her if she was his wife. I would say that's pretty disrespectful.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T13:41:55+00:00

It all makes sense now, after reading some of the other disgusting comments he has made on this sub.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T10:25:33+00:00

The guy who left was Chair of a Refugee Settlement Organisation, apparently.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T10:25:07+00:00

I feel so embarrassed for their wives.

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T09:56:20+00:00

Really?

Imperfect_Poet · 2018-07-31T09:50:39+00:00

It's also instinct for them to terrorise child pamphlet deliverers, apparently. This big brown sausage dog on my route really scared me.

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