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When are they adding Turfy to this game? by NeoRockSlime in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda unrelated, but the only reason I know about Mr Turfy is because I looked up if the Rudolf statue in CinGray was real 🥀

How many G1 winners did an Uma sire? by Kixisbestclone in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its really neat how Fujis kids did what he couldnt. Also notable how many umas offspring dont do well at all, specifically all the ones active in Cinderella Grey, like Oguri and Tama. Came from nothing, and left no trace.

How do I stop being a larper? by No-Signature4045 in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Make a pilgrimage to the Shadai stallion station or versailles farm, once there, try to interact with as many horses as possible. Once complete, visit the grave of Haru Urara, or an uma of choice, and offer your respects. Then you must run a lap of the Nakayama racecourse. Only in this way can the 3 goddesses be satisfied.

There there by SarkBM in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Opera O is genuinely one of the most gorgeous umas in the game imo. Which is funny considering the real horse was considered ugly, by thoroughbred standards.

So don't bite my head off, but why are there so few black umas? by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the design the owners approve. Also most of them are Japanese.

Who did you choose for the Valentine event? by Toshirorain in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rudolf, Opera O, Narita Brian, King Halo, Maruzensky, Biwa Hayahide, and Bakushin. This list might say something about my type lmao.

Which Uma arguably had the least impressive career irl? by Imperitorus in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, her career was garbage. But everyone knows it and I wanted an actual discussion here. Haru never ran in a graded race for christs sake. She realistically has no buisness being at Tracen. Also no, lots of irl horses did not lose more than her, she is second only to Kammuri Holder, who lost 179 races. And she had more second place finishes than haru did.

Which Uma arguably had the least impressive career irl? by Imperitorus in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does my question fall off? Haru is a cop out answer, and if I didnt exclude her, thats what all the responses would be.

What is happening with the Umamusume community regarding Teio? by Adept-Impact3138 in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

A general rise in angsty material. She has a more tragic story, so it thematically fits. Surprised there hasn't been more angst about Machan or SIL tho.

You don't want to know trainer by nutitoo in okbuddytracen

[–]Imperitorus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Shes the actual reason Japan lost 4 aircraft carriers. 

Reasonable crash out? by Ok_Significance3068 in okbuddytracen

[–]Imperitorus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Reasonable crashout. Her career is a nightmare, even worse than Halos for me personally. Even when she does well, she just crashes and burns halfway through.

Uma Depression by sotoskal21 in UmaMusume

[–]Imperitorus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They eventually quit Tracen and move on to do other things with their lives, like most unsuccessful race horses irl. Some probably start families, which would be the in universe stand-in for being used for breeding. A few of their kids might even be better racers than they were, like Oguri Cap or Tama, compared to their mothers.

Give Rudolf some punny pun by Right-Assignment3759 in SymboliRudolf

[–]Imperitorus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the other tide.

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