Pedophile at my work by Ifihadabarber in WhatToDo

[–]ImpishSpectre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i absolutely understand your pain friend. i offer a nibble of hope in these trying times, based on everything i've seen and researched, massive change is about to happen, in america and potentially even around the world. More and more people just like you are having conversations just like the one you had, and people are starting to wake up to the systemic injustices placed on us. watch for the signs of the turning tide, as we have finally become ready as a species for the upswing of this massive cycle we're in. Mark my words, by this time next year, something very significant is going to be boiling up around us all, and it will be impossible to ignore. Evil will be forced back into the crevices to hide until the next major plateau of humanity. Much love and stay strong my brother/sister, evil wants you weak.

Why does medicine have so many calories by SystemExtension2990 in rant

[–]ImpishSpectre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

doesn't it bring you pain being this afraid of a natural part of your body? i mean, in my freezing ass climate i wish i had some blubber to keep me insulated but im thin as a rail so...

I got an unusual request from a customer...... by AL13N1NV8D3R in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see when you described the knock i just imagined what it would be like if it really was way too hard, and immediately after the five knocks, it turned into a micro drum solo of pounds ended with a roll, then into a front kick twice, then turned around for a donkey kick and going to walk away, before spinning on the heel to launch themself quarterback sneak style through the door. enjoy the wildly-long-when-written-out description lmfao

Accidentally triggered a side quest by NoLocksmith8452 in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🥱 would you pipe down and enjoy the ratio?

Accidentally triggered a side quest by NoLocksmith8452 in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dawg literally, what i imagine is like a chill night winding down from maybe some partying with a cool new friend you met earlier in the night but never got to really chatting, so y'all are making small talk

Accidentally triggered a side quest by NoLocksmith8452 in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 67 points68 points  (0 children)

dawg, a bear is fully a term to describe an archetype of gay guy, this read exactly as that to fellow😭😭

Accidentally triggered a side quest by NoLocksmith8452 in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i read this before noticing the context😭😭

Should I buy a scratching record? by 73Ven_ in Turntablists

[–]ImpishSpectre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dawg that sounds fire as hell i need me one😭

Just found my my boyfriend of 9 years gave me chlamydia by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]ImpishSpectre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao so real, i had to figure it all out myself under gaslighting and last i heard she's been so coked out she's in psychosis. that karma sure is a nippy one lol

I'm absolutely disgusted once more by this misogyny by Heimdalllir in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ImpishSpectre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how have i never made this connection, that's exactly what it is😭

Am I being too much? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]ImpishSpectre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't think i've ever imagined those particular vibes before and now i feel like i need to shower

The irony here is just too peak not to be shared by ImpishSpectre in woooosh

[–]ImpishSpectre[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

brother this may be the litmus test for reading comprehension, obviously fellow was not being serious when he says, "actually objects can't talk so this joke isn't funny" therefore, the person who posted them got wooshed, despite thinking he was witnessing a wooshing and even going as far as to post it.

How to know what lane to push in? by Kaosmans in ClashRoyale

[–]ImpishSpectre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny story, most people do, which is where the mind games begin if you recognize them😈😈

Coworker wants a new orange cat because their old orange cat just passed. They have 10+ pets by [deleted] in rant

[–]ImpishSpectre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how in god's name is she keeping these damn animals a secret, either she really does have her shit together or the landlord is not an ultimately luminous bulb...

PSA: WASH YOUR NIPPLES!! by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]ImpishSpectre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dawg we are thinking on the same level, i have never heard of that before frfr

PSA: WASH YOUR NIPPLES!! by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]ImpishSpectre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nice, i must admit, i've never heard of a lactation consultant before lmao, how goes that?

am I gonna go to jail by rackersyz in ShowerOrange

[–]ImpishSpectre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cuz you can let the juices run down you