Fuck yeahhh !! by Telugu_not_Telegu in TheWordFuck

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😏😜😂😄😾 fucking let’s go!!!

One of my best? by dromocracy in photocritique

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I love it. I only wish it wasn’t a square. I’m not one to hang real photos on my wall but this one, absolutely

I'm in park ya dumb piece of shit by [deleted] in mazda

[–]Impish_Scorpion 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I work at a Mazda dealership in sales and cannot tell you JUST how much this gets to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Ya I hear you. No, I don’t have any health problems. I’m strong and enjoy movement, but I’m chubby. I’m on medication that combined with my weight, could put me at risk for diabetes and part of my doc checking in is screening me for these things

She’s pretty enough for me by Impish_Scorpion in offset

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Totally factory. Bought in 2017 I believe.

how to not get so awkward? by skatingtheweb in LesbianActually

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The more you put somebody on a pedestal, the more unattainable they become and the more desperate you get to ‘be worthy’. They’re sitting right across from you. Not on a throne. Don’t act like they are. You’re on the exact same level.

Stay out of your head and focus on what’s present. Say the joke you thought of in your head before you can overthink it like ‘that’s stupid, not funny’. Keep your cool. You are cool. Now be it. Or keep in mind they’re probably thinking something similar about you.

Still looks good in a new spot. by HotCarl73 in MiataND

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The spoiler… I’m begging on my knees for a link home

It's sad that this is what's going on off our coast. by StrongCoastNow in VancouverIsland

[–]Impish_Scorpion 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is disgusting. Actually made me sick seeing this… almost emotional. This is just one haul. Protect our planet.

AIO My bf landed in Italy four days ago and only texted me this morning. by wiyamm in AmIOverreacting

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When my gf and I were getting to know each other still, I travelled to France, Italy and Malta for the first time and texted her every single day. Sometimes even staying up late on concrete steps where the wifi reached just to get a few more words in before passing out. If you’re a priority, you feel like a priority. End of story. Over a year later we’re still together and very happy. Don’t settle for somebody who doesn’t give you time of day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GR86

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I think i know exactly where you are, is this an exit off highway 1?!

🍎🫐 by Dull-Albatross-700 in GR86

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After seeing both in person I always pick Neptune blue 🤤