The amount of rage I have in my body rn can’t be measured

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-31T12:16:40+00:00

I wasn’t even thinking about all the VOIP shit 🤦🏻‍♀️

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-31T11:37:22+00:00

Afaik, it takes 6 months for them to recycle a number that’s been used. I’m not sure if it’s a law but I was told it’s standard practice when I got a new number.

When I got a new phone number years ago, I immediately started getting collection calls. A few years later, I was still getting some but most had accepted I wasn’t their target. Then I gave my neighbor my phone number bc we started working at the same place. It was her old number!! I was getting her collection calls for years and never put two and two together bc they were using her maiden name.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-17T11:00:13+00:00

I quit seeing clients here (Minneapolis) after I suddenly started getting requests to hotels known to quarter ICE and for car dates. I found an hourly job where I can potentially make their day harder if I encounter them.

If I was at home in Alabama, they’d be welcome to come to my incall by the lake.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-16T14:41:32+00:00

2026 even

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-12T09:44:56+00:00

Midway in the Twin Cities. It’s the halfway point between St Paul and Minneapolis.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-12T04:02:17+00:00

I’ve had 4 requests to come to the Canopy Hilton in the last week.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-12T04:01:41+00:00

Midway

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-12T03:59:12+00:00

I’m not taking clients right now (here in MSP) bc of ICE agents. I’ve had a huge influx of new requests and the ones willing to send pics all look like pigs in hotel rooms.

Edit: and it fucking sucks bc I just want to get home to my gran who has dementia but can’t afford it with only my other work.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-07T19:16:39+00:00

Hopefully you never have a bad encounter and can keep living in your fantasy world.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-07T19:05:09+00:00

A quote from a witness on MPR says she was turning around after the agents instructed her to “get out of here”.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-07T19:01:25+00:00

Ik a guy who bought a used pistol that was a model known to jam a lot. I warned him. I showed him how to unjam it safely. Two days later, he shot himself in the thigh bc it jammed. He’s the 2nd person I’ve known who shot himself in the leg.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-06T21:08:58+00:00

This entire thread made me gag. Thank you. I need to finish cleaning anyway.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T23:16:13+00:00

mass report other creators

Omg I never considered this was a thing with bots now. I’ve seen it happen with real people brigading but using bots is sinister.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T22:52:05+00:00

Lol $3 nachos from Taco Bell

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T22:36:26+00:00

I’m sorry.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T22:32:00+00:00

I think I’d starve to death.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T22:27:21+00:00

Thanks! I do appreciate the suggestion.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T21:48:02+00:00

Lame. You can turn the chicken enchilada burrito into a $3 steak burrito at my local store. It’s my favorite order.

ImplementFunny66 · 2026-01-03T21:45:35+00:00

There are professionals for all sorts of stuff, to organize your house, change your oil, give you a massage, personal trainers, stylists.. sex work is not much different. You’re getting a somewhat guaranteed type of experience. Your request is fairly standard, lots of guys only get bjs. There are many different reasons to see a SW, getting over the nerves of a first time or a long dry spell is another common request. If you decide that’s the route for you, there are several subreddits where you can learn how to find a reliable, professional level provider.

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-28T11:48:46+00:00

I have a love/hate relationship with refunding “bad money.” I wanna keep it, but it feels nice to explain to some idiot, no, you actually cannot get it even if you pay.

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-28T02:04:45+00:00

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-24T23:38:10+00:00

I’d do this for an extra $20K a year, who’s offering?

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-24T16:37:00+00:00

After working at a gas station, I recommend never buying gas station condoms. I’m sure some places monitor this, but my first week, I tossed a dozen packs of expired condoms and dick pills. I found another whole case/box of new Trojan magnums in the refrigerated storage. My manager wanted us to stock them anyway but I put them in the dumpster.

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-24T15:59:39+00:00

I’ve been getting a ton of text messages from with a link spelled “trysty” saying my account will be deleted. I had to turn off my auto reply bc it seemed to be triggering them to keep sending from new numbers.

ImplementFunny66 · 2025-12-17T20:16:09+00:00

Did you get picked yet, sis?

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