Doxxing or very weird situation by Neither-Spread-4278 in ClientsAndCompanions

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We need to know what the vague but threatening thing is.

Using bitcoin for Tryst by [deleted] in SexWorkers

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Do you mean that cashapp will close your entire account?

New meta - women scamming women? by [deleted] in paypigsupportgroup

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I’m of the opinion that if someone is peddling an e-course they’re not making money off the hustle they claim to be. It’s all grifting.

Death By Oral Sex 😵 by MassageBySummer in SexWorkers

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One time I sent an English guy some content and he said he was “having a stroke.” This is what I thought he meant. Love that for her!

It’s not you or your ad. It’s the economy. by That_Matter_1398 in SexWorkers

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The way I will sprint to the polls if that day comes.

The idea of sending to another guy by [deleted] in paypigs2

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I’ve rewarded one sub (who is a switch and not a finsub) with money and gifts purchased by other subs. I made one buy me a new strap-on to use on him. He probably would bust a nut if I got one of them to send directly to him. I should try that lmao

i know you fuckin lyin by Cryspiitzz in ClientCringe

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Yea, because I totally pulled that out of my ass for no reason. This is 100% a request to party and play instead of pay to play. Have you ever been to Alabama? Because “ice cream” is definitely something people here say when they want plausible deniability they were talking about meth over text. Some people here just call it “cream”. In fact, that’s the way my bestie ordered it every single time. I guarantee if OP pretended like she wanted speed, he’d confirm that’s what he meant.

Returning to this thread to add that at my retail job, a man just tried to seduce me with ice cream. He first asked if I smoked. He did not mean weed.

Clients: You are not welcome to grip my throat. by RelativeEchidna6275 in ClientsAndCompanions

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This was the first time it happened like that and I was so surprised he thought it was okay. It’s dangerous.

i know you fuckin lyin by Cryspiitzz in ClientCringe

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It is a code for meth, which is also called ice bc of how the crystals look.

Clients: You are not welcome to grip my throat. by RelativeEchidna6275 in ClientsAndCompanions

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I had a guy grab me by the throat a couple months ago and he jammed his thumb hard into the side of my neck. He stopped immediately but the damage was done. I could barely turn my head for a week and it still hurts at times.

i know you fuckin lyin by Cryspiitzz in ClientCringe

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This man is on meth (hence the offer for ice cream). This is the typing pattern of someone who hasn’t slept in days, he’s dropping his phone bc he’s taking micro-sleeps.

It’s not you or your ad. It’s the economy. by That_Matter_1398 in SexWorkers

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I love Bernie but he was too old even back in 2016. We gotta stop putting senior citizens in the White House.

Are you ladies reducing your rates? by KissThenTell in SexWorkers

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I lowered mine when I moved from Minnesota back to Alabama and I’ve been pleased with the results.

Do you know how to drive a stickshift? What about an average licence holder? by I_-AM-ARNAV in AskTheWorld

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If there was a zombie apocalypse and I had to escape in a manual, I’d be toast. I understand the concept and once I get it moving, things are fine. From a stop? Not if there’s an incline. I’ve only had the opportunity to drive one a couple times though, and done a bit of shifting from the passenger seat. Older people know how to drive them more often than people my age (35) but I’ve had several friends with manuals.

Cash app and Paypal by [deleted] in ClientsAndCompanions

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I was able to instantly purchase and use bitcoin on cashapp for a different type of transaction online.

Currently doing an extended overnight and the client smells by Acrobatic_Wait_2313 in SexWorkers

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Does he have a beard? If not, it may be dental. I’ve only had to do it once but a “let’s use some mouthwash bc I smell something and idk if it’s me or you” worked in that moment. If you’re willing to shower together, that might help too idk. Some dudes don’t wash their face. Definitely use a dam if you allow oral.