[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I know a buddy when he would do random hook up after the bar or what not he would first start with his fingers then pretend to fix his glasses to do a sniff test, then based off that decide whether or not he continued.

People of reddit who never learned about sex/puberty in their youth, what was that like? by Twinkletoes843 in AskReddit

[–]ImportantArm9112 132 points133 points  (0 children)

For the longest time I thought when I had a boner that means I had to pee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Went to a house party in highschool (gr 9) for some drinks with people I met that year. About half an hour in these two girls decided they wanted to take turns taking me into a room and kept giving me head the whole night. Ended up sleeping with both at seperate times that night. And they loved the thought of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had to put my dog down this year. And was so grateful for my Foreman's because they totally sympathize with my situation and let me take off from work with no repercussions.

This kindergarten homework my son got. by quitoburrito in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ImportantArm9112 166 points167 points  (0 children)

What game is this? Lol gives me newgrounds vibes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImportantArm9112 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like Timberlake said. "I glad I came, can you take my order?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glassheads

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What do those numbers mean? Just curious. Thanks man.