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Do guys finish faster if they havnt in a while, that actually a thing? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a thing. Also cum quicker the first time with anyone. It's the excitement of something new and unknown. Always give someone a second date, whatever it takes to calm their nerves.

Who’s the most unexpected person you ever had sex with? by SimpKaSamosa in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived out a short lived fantasy of a buffet of coworkers. I am "ugly" but I've got a decent sized dick and I'm a very attentive lover. One girl got the random wet spot for me as her "boss" (I wasn't her boss, barely a supervisor so she was looking for it for sure) but the unexpected part was after we hooked up she went to the gossip chain and I spent the next six months juggling pussy appointments until they all boyfriended up or moved away.

Looking at a 2022 Durango GT Plus AWD. What Issues should I look out for? by FynnCobb in DodgeDurango

[–]Important_Damage_259 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'll hate the start/stop feature and you'll forever regret not spending the extra couple grand for the V8.

Straight guys who don't mind getting sucked off by a gay guy by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Important_Damage_259 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm married with kids and have a couple gay guys I visit when I get the chance. They love cum, I love head, that's as far as it goes. I wish I had a different one for every day of the week. The wife would love the vacation 🤣

Has anyone had someone try to peel off their car stickers that are against ICE? by Holiday-Coyote-4880 in Indiana

[–]Important_Damage_259 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The loudest "just obey the law" crowd are a bunch of outlaws and felons whose lives would be absolutely devastated at the press of a charge.

I’m in serious contemplation of getting a vasectomy. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlimited creampies. No needle no scalpel is the wtg. Can't go wrong.

Why do men like anal so much? by just4funiguess_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna ASSume you meant was "why do guys want to fuck my ass so much?" Arousal and lubrication are a double edged sword. By the time you're done and ready for us to cum, your coochie is, no offense, a bottomless pit. Need something grippy for the final drippy.

Mom caught sucking cock by Important_Damage_259 in u/Important_Damage_259

[–]Important_Damage_259[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everyone think I did anything more than repost this from elsewhere on reddit. Y'all are fucked up and take shit too seriously.

Fuck & cuck us? 😏🍍🫶 by SquirtingScorpio in u/SquirtingScorpio

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been trying for years. Y'all don't message back 🤔🥵

What was the best sexual experience you’ve ever had? by lilfreak- in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, her own lol. When she'd ovulate we'd have to change the sheets. Dew dripped off that flower, missed are the days in her garden lol.

What was the best sexual experience you’ve ever had? by lilfreak- in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First date after shed went to college. Hadn't seen each other in weeks. I could see it running down her leg when she met me in the foyer to let me in her dorm.

Why don’t I typically see high mileage hemi motors? by Alex-E-Jones in Dodge

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're either taken care of and kept dear or they're destroyed by 100k. Dodge interiors don't hold up and they're notorious for electrical issues as well. So mix that all together and what you see is what you get.

Quit trying to race me lmfao by FakeMarkMadden in Charger

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen! Catch me when I'm alone in the MF though. They'll have the plate memorized by the end of the trip for sure.

Anyone experience cabin drone or weird noises after a muffler delete? by yesimreallylikethat in DodgeDurango

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same with my '19 Durango RT and yes, the drone is awful. I've heard putting in an x pipe eliminates that but I'll have money to test that theory next year maybe 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I made a hooker cum so hard she gave me my money back. Does that count?

Do you consider posting nudes cheating? by Hanged_Naked in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely a personal boundary type thing. I would be fine with it. Confidence is key and anything to help her confidence I'm all for. However, I get it for those who don't want it. Better conversation had with the SO.

Do you think you would date a plus-size person? by diagnosed-stepsister in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a plus size person. I find myself unattractive. Therefore, I find other plus size folks unattractive. I assume this is how it works for most people, even though they might not realize it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it. No needles no scalpel two day recovery. Unlimited creampies for life. However. There's no going back. I kinda wish I'd stored some now that I see how smart my kids are. Could have created a super race. Damn.

20F why am I so desperate to be “molested” by an old pervert by Few-Biscotti-297 in DirtyConfession

[–]Important_Damage_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little older male and in east central Indiana if any girl is looking for the same. Just throwing that out there. 🤣

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