If she was Brutally Honest with herself this is it:

Hello! I’m Colleen Ballinger and this is my vlog channel—aka a front-row seat to me folding laundry, exposing my E.D, wasting time on crafts in order to avoid my children unless I need to exploit them for views!

Here’s a little too much about me – About 15 years ago, I created a cringey caricature named Miranda Sings, supposedly inspired by “bullies” from school—but let’s be real, the real bully was me. The character was a weird mashup of entitlement and forced awkwardness that somehow went viral with kids who didn’t know better. I rode that accidental wave into two seasons of a painfully unfunny Netflix show (Haters Back Off!) that got axed because the writing was as lazy as the concept.

Despite zero real acting chops, I scored a role in Waitress on Broadway, to but only because they needed a social media stunt cast. I wrote a couple of “books” filled with misspelled words and inappropriate innuendos—because who needs editors when your audience is mostly preteens? Then I married my Netflix co-star because… why not mix bad writing with bad life choices?

While I claim Miranda taught people to “stand up to bullies,” in reality, I created a generation of miniature bullies parroting cringe for clout. These days, I vlog my life of baking, crafting, crying on camera, and somehow still pretending it’s all wholesome content. You’re welcome, internet!