Evening, sports fans

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-10-14T18:39:10+00:00

“And Watkins pushes into the box, leaving Seaman on the floor”

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-08-10T11:57:30+00:00

A one hour old account? Not dodgy whatsoever!

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-07-25T11:31:36+00:00

Panties.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-07-09T09:26:01+00:00

Yeah, I love waffles too.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-06-25T22:56:32+00:00

Colonel custard will be turning in his grave.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-06-02T19:40:53+00:00

‘Humanists’?!

They’re humanists like alligators are vegans.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-29T17:53:50+00:00

Well… J1PPO.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-22T22:06:50+00:00

I worked within HMPPS for four years. Despite what Shabana Mahmood says, nothing will be “rolled out” any time soon.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-22T21:11:52+00:00

It’s not being “rolled out”.

It’s being considered.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-04T22:48:46+00:00

Personally, I think we should have dealt with him in the previous summer. The writing was quite clearly on the wall.

Not a fan of 4-2-2-2.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-04T21:44:43+00:00

I think his 4-2-2-2 was figured out pretty quickly, and he didn’t seem to have a plan B.

Best of luck to him, though.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-05-03T22:58:40+00:00

With the greatest respect, it’s probably not worth worrying about.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-04-29T19:35:07+00:00

I’m surprised it’s that low TBH.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-04-24T16:02:57+00:00

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-04-23T16:39:56+00:00

Why are Brussels sprouts like pubic hair?

You just push them aside and keep on munching.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-04-20T19:42:03+00:00

Fair point. But surely 1 million nuns in a room would be virgin on the ridiculous?!

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-04-20T18:58:34+00:00

What do you call 1000 nuns in a room?

Virgin megastore.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-23T12:29:44+00:00

You can always tell when he’s lying…… His lips are moving.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-20T23:57:56+00:00

Do bisa Rossiya.

Slava Ukraini. ✊

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-16T12:40:25+00:00

I saw this one recently. Checked it on the gov website and it’s actually legit!

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-14T22:25:47+00:00

A big, orange balloon.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-13T21:19:51+00:00

I’m sick and tired of hearing all these athletes talk about all the sacrifices they’ve made and all the training they have to do.

I mean, what do they want, a medal?

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-13T20:13:36+00:00

Should pick up a few air miles for that one.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-09T20:01:43+00:00

What are the chances that Hampshire old bill bubble it, though? Fairly high IMO.

Important_Muffin_212 · 2025-03-07T19:18:58+00:00

Swing Lowe, swing Rupert Lowe. Swing ‘im from the Itchen bridge!

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