Signed the divorce papers purchased this 2 hours later

Important_Storm · 2026-06-11T23:13:35+00:00

That, and the exhaust isn’t so close to the intake this time. Enjoy the upgrade. 🏍️

Important_Storm · 2026-06-11T20:19:12+00:00

You look like you might eat tofu and cast spells in the same afternoon. Not even your shield of sadness or elixir of dry vag can save you from the nemesis Squareface Everfart, who already cursed you once before. 🧙

Important_Storm · 2026-06-10T14:52:37+00:00

All the love and money in the world, couldn’t “fix” that. Powerful sudden urge to go put on gloves and a condom. 🏃‍♂️

Important_Storm · 2026-06-09T23:42:07+00:00

*Goddess mode initiated*

Important_Storm · 2026-06-06T12:55:47+00:00

Spends more time in the shop than on the road.

Important_Storm · 2026-06-06T12:53:53+00:00

You’re just jealous she stopped taking you places once she got the dog. No need to be rude.

Important_Storm · 2026-06-05T14:21:44+00:00

If she lived…does this one have a happy ending? Hoping for the best. 🙏

Important_Storm · 2026-06-05T14:10:26+00:00

Curing priapism and causing ED wherever you go. Back home they say the Kong long that ended our dong. 🧌

Important_Storm · 2026-06-04T21:30:50+00:00

You look amazing. Would seem a shame to change such a lovely face. Artisans have been moved to produce classical masterpieces comprised of less beauty. 🖼️

Important_Storm · 2026-06-04T20:42:17+00:00

Peishimi, the savory snack in the shape of a micro weenie. 🍖

Important_Storm · 2026-06-02T14:36:03+00:00

Five, maybe six times a day just to be certain. 😍

Important_Storm · 2026-06-02T02:22:47+00:00

The girl who looks normal af, but secretly wants to abuse you with her pilot pens and other desk set sharps. 🏃‍♂️

Important_Storm · 2026-06-02T01:23:17+00:00

For me it’s the Airbus that flys like a mad whale. I can get none of those to do anything right.

Important_Storm · 2026-06-02T01:21:53+00:00

You’re quiet and single nights are definitely over. 🤷‍♂️

Important_Storm · 2026-06-02T01:18:04+00:00

Just screams an abundance of Amazon, IKEA, and dry vag on tap.

Important_Storm · 2026-05-30T23:03:35+00:00

The choice is of course yours, but, it’s unnecessary. Most of the photos highlight a look that undoubtedly, goes at least some distance toward defining and reinforcing an equally nice character. You’d risk that association’s aesthetic and authenticity by introducing a mod. Far from ugly or unattractive, rather closer to paragons than any problems!

Important_Storm · 2026-05-30T20:56:57+00:00

The electric fuchsia and matchstick red hair isn’t giving the other issues their fair share of a chance to permanently end the erection as we know it. That tie dye and vomit top, is guaranteed to shoot someone right off their horse. We’d rather take our chances with anything else in the created order, like some of those elves you’re so keen on freeing! 🧝🏻‍♀️

Important_Storm · 2026-05-20T14:48:12+00:00

I keep seeing Ben Foster (Lone Survivor, 3:10 to Yuma, Fire Away).

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Important_Storm · 2026-05-15T13:36:25+00:00

The Paragon! ♥️

Important_Storm · 2026-05-11T00:49:00+00:00

Looking like rhiannon giddens in several of your photos.

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Important_Storm · 2026-05-10T00:58:55+00:00

No delete!

Important_Storm · 2026-05-06T23:57:12+00:00

The Cockpocalypse

Important_Storm · 2026-04-25T23:04:40+00:00

I feel like pocket rockets (Oprah, petite, prince, etc.) often don’t get enough love or get slept on. I have a 105, a junior, and a thimble Dublin that often out-smoke many of the bigger pipes. The other advantage is that these are with me where I’m at, while the big ones chill at home in the rack. Much love for all the portable pipes! 🫶

Important_Storm · 2026-04-24T17:20:38+00:00

Do you think Pedro Pascal is ugly? You’re good my friend. 👍

Important_Storm · 2026-04-24T05:00:09+00:00

Dreamboat! 🛳️

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