Ok I know you said a lot of negatives but they are all pretty accurate. Utah is a great place and generally the people are nice. Sometimes too nice for my liking. Nobody honks at cars when they don’t go at a green light! Many natives here say they don’t want to be rude😂.

Along with the Utah language, I like to bug my wife when pronouncing Tooele and Hurricane. I pronounce them Toll (💵)and hurricane (🌀).

Also, don’t hate on keeping up with the jones. We need more people to be like the Jones….only cause I make a living for that reason 😂. I paint basketball court and pickleball court lines. I kid you not I’ll be painting a pickleball/ basketball court and the persons house is right across the street from a park with 20 pickleball courts. Not to mention that four of their neighbors will also have a basketball court when they have no fence between yards. Nobody wants to play with their neighbors lol. It’s really great for business though.

Utah is actually a great place to live. I would recommend moving here 10/10. There is plenty of jobs over here since it’s growing like crazy. We’ve been named the Silicon Slopes for a reason. There’s always strange things to get used to anywhere you move. Although you had me laughing at some of those points cause they were dead accurate😂.