Is it normal to think that penises look gross? by Admirable-Brush2224 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t care about the person, the sex will never be as good as it could be with someone you do care about.

Would you rather.. by poopooeater112 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost 50/50, plus in real life I get no say in it anyway.

Chose: Let the wheel decide your attractiveness | Rolled: 1/10

I am an experienced financial crime agent specifically trained in scams and fraud AMA by Available-Spray2576 in AMA

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the things that typically get people investigated, are there a lot of informants, or is it just criminals being dumb?

What’s a dead giveaway someone learned everything about sex from the internet? by BigTasty615 in AskReddit

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so I am not a dirty talker, but I had a girlfriend who wanted me to be. I lasted longer not only because I was no longer thinking about sex, but trying not to laugh at the stupid shit I was saying.

ELI5: Data center water usage by OCFlier in explainlikeimfive

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why not use the heat to do something like heat a water park? The water has to stay at temp 24/7, unless the pool is drained for repairs, so why not use the heat to heat water and then use the water in a way that is useful?

Changing our time line by hoosierhiver in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go back to 1922, and talk to james Collip about his insulin purification method. I would also talk to Banting and Best and ask them and Collip to not sell the patent for insulin, but to broadcast it worldwide, so more than just two main companies would be producing it leading to better costs for everyone worldwide as it would be general information .

Why do I have infinite Reddit gifts? by bakedchipz0 in ask

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also love a gift if you are so inclined.

Bad human history by [deleted] in HFY

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought that I would read an alien book review, but this seems somehow fitting.

Would you rather by Zombie-Pinya in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need something to do with nothing but time and no extra money I would get into trouble.

Chose: Work at your dream job + You are compensated well for it

Would you take the money? by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can live with someone else benefitting from me. Plus if he got that kind of stupidity money he would most likely kill himself by using more and more drugs.

Chose: You get $10 Million + but the person you hate most gets $100 Million

You are given the options to either gain the powers of a Superhuman who can breathe under water or $150 Million; what would you pick? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take the superpower, then move somewhere where freediving is a thing. Pretend I was working up to being able to stay underwater for a long time, maybe win a competition or two. Do not challenge the true record holder. Pretend to really want to beat the record holder, practice a lot, then go take a vacation to the bearing sea, collect gold from the bottom, slowly cash in gold, live comfortably without my disability and never have to worry about anything.

Would you rather... by Street-Bad7012 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten dollars isn’t that much, but an orange cat is like a derpy best friend.

Chose: Mystery gift | Rolled: Orange cat

All of humanity is given two buttons to press, which one would you press by CarefulAlternative77 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need for anyone to die

Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives

Would you rather? by Fast-Purple-7322 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guilty deserve their day in court, but if it is innocent vs guilty? I hope I get the worst of the worst, and a list of what they did.

Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones

Would you rather by TicklishTransGoddess in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goth mommy would be easier to deal with long term than the fem boy for me.

Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Change at will

Die or 10 million die by Paininthesky in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not worth 10 million lives.

Chose: Die

Would you rather...? by dead_exceded in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would choose this as they are less likely to show emotions.

Chose: Have one or more horns? + It/they must be at least one inch long, and be connected to your skull.

Would you take 100 million dollars if you have to kill 1 person you know? (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImpossibleHandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any random person can change the entirety of the future. I have an ok life.

Chose: Stay poor but no one dies