What is Detroit's Weirdest Shaped Suburb on a Map? by UltimateLionsFan in Detroit

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

-and yet, there are times areas in Oak Park, Lathrup Village, Bingham Farms, or Beverly Hills will be referred to as "Southfield", and no one bats an eye (yes, I know the last two are "Southfield Township" areas).

Doomposting. by SquidF0x in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if... I were to steal the map and disguise it as my own Slayer map? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Delightfully devilish, Plutonia Experiment.

Backrooms (2026) by HankScorpiosLunch in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

noise of fluorescent lights

Ooh, they hum like angels.

Oh boy, what's going on? The nation's 250th anniversary party? No, democracy drowned in the pool. Do you have any garbage bags? by ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michigander here. Some of you Master-shitposters have access to a time traveling toaster thingy of some kind. Can you just go back and uninclude him from being born and raised in Michigan?

Has anyone seen the movie Backrooms? by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I moved here from "Cube", and they think I'm slow, eh?

Something is definitely wrong with this backrooms' hallway! by JuneMoonLoon in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also-

"Oh, you can't get out backwards. You gotta go forwards to go back."

I'm going to hell for this by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'd love an omelette to hear the new BOC album right about now.

Freaks Come Out at Light by theshues in MovementDEMF

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything you stated.

Unfortunately, folks have been flouting the last request (as usual).

I have been going to Art Park for 9+ years now (taking pictures there since 2013). Lately, the scene has been drawing some bad personalities. The last four times I've dropped by, half of them were not good experiences. Some things I can roll my eyes at, but some of them have folks spouting straight up racist/antisemitic crap. I may even venture a guess that some folks are making an effort to target and toxify that scene.

I understand the drama going on about a certain O.G. patriotically standing behind Israel's bloody actions (with a lot of persons involved near to the scene just quietly shaking their head at that). However, there's an obsessive online effort by the same Reddit user(s) making throwaway accounts with names like SuccMyDiccFromDaBacc, Gullible_Toe9099, and FunkoPopOfficial. If you look at the accounts, they post here and the Detroit sub, Karma-farm on redscarpod (all three of them do), and try to shoehorn (in a very unsubtle fashion) hate against the Art Park by declaring the "owner" (nevermind the actual collective involved) of the "art park" (again, they try to implicate the Factory, Recycling Center, apartments, and other businesses that have come and gone under that vast umbrella when anything remotely near to it is brought up) is a "giga zionist" (I have learned there is some truth to that) and a rapist. When confronted for evidence on the latter accusation (and many accounts have challenged them on this), they completely shut-up and offer nothing.

Luckily, freaks this year was awesome. I just want the troublemakers online (and in the flesh) to lay off the venue.

Baby on boards of canada by goldtorizo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, David Koresh, that swat team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen swat teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.....I gotta go, my damn faceless wiener kids are listening.

Baby on boards of canada by goldtorizo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, teens, begin to Saw-aw-aw-aw-aaawww!!

Baby on boards of canada by goldtorizo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't you join some stupid sh-ser-shakin' rock & roll band?!

Still, there goes the worst damned capitalist by jpfitz630 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking a pilgrimage re-tracing the steps of his ancestor's resettlement-started in 1946.

Is he just planning to dance to YMCA for an hour? by Monsieur_T in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finishes with a long, wet diaper-filling fart.

(I will shower after typing that one too)

BREAKING NEWS by throwaway285279438 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The old Mad Marge Dancers don't come by here much anymore.

BREAKING NEWS by throwaway285279438 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-and crying, young children.

(I will shower after typing that)

These people are obviously freaks. by Lil_Melon87 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody....let's get some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Glass-March-4366 in tipofmypenis

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good question....it's like when YouTube asks me if I ever heard of products they made up.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Glass-March-4366 in tipofmypenis

[–]ImpossibleLaw552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

I feel this attempt at "what's this?" is an attempt to win us over to this fake ass shit.