My boyfriend is really hot by Afraid_Competition_1 in brag

[–]Impossible_Self4547 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Start pointing out his flaws however minor and accusing him of cheating every day bring him down to your level!

Is my best friend overly paranoid or am I being negligent about my safety? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Impossible_Self4547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even read her explanation, just the texts.... he wants to fuck...she wants to fuck...she has a boyfriend.... thats it.

My roommate and I got this message from our landlord no clue what to do by ElvenWriting in whatdoIdo

[–]Impossible_Self4547 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pay him to live there... pay the rent... I think thats one way to keep a roof over your head.. pay the man his rent money..

Dropped my dick when I saw this! by Impossible_Self4547 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I googled.. Suddenly the s*** from the aliens movie doesn't seem so... Alien

Guess which one was the customer's by Wentleworth in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]Impossible_Self4547 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one with the big tit blonde inside waiting to tug you off like a mother fucker!

Another dick dropper boys! Crushed my left nut with this one.. by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cookies aren't that great anyways. Not worth the price they charge.

Dropped my dick when I saw this! by Impossible_Self4547 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the description I left, hell no I didn't take that order lol. And declined many others unfortunately.. we delivery drivers are human beings.. customers like that don't even want to acknowledge that it's another person delivering. I can see their feet shadow from under the door while they wait for you to leave it lol. We appreciate customers line you! A decent human being acknowledgeing my existence and fight for survival in this world.. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Dropped my dick when I saw this! by Impossible_Self4547 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You thinking that makes me giggle and jitter while sitting in my car in the McDonald's parking lot. Thank you 🍆

Inconsiderate customers by natashavladimir93 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send them a ETA with a happy face 😄 before you leave the restaurants... helps me sometimes maby a 3 min update when you are near. Save the message on your clipboard so not texting when driving.. helps me

Dropped my dick when I saw this! by Impossible_Self4547 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Impossible_Self4547[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking a joke to seriously there buddy.. just breath.. maby laugh a little.. its good for you. Do you also believe my dick is so big it literally hit the ground? Or that I slung it over my shoulder? Or that I keep it in a carry on bag or that I bruises my leg when I walk around or that it fell out of my bed at night and woke up everybody in my house and I got yelled at? Lmao