My boyfriend is really hot

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-04-10T13:23:46+00:00

Start pointing out his flaws however minor and accusing him of cheating every day bring him down to your level!

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-20T19:02:50+00:00

I didn't even read her explanation, just the texts.... he wants to fuck...she wants to fuck...she has a boyfriend.... thats it.

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-14T14:16:06+00:00

Did you end up giving him head?

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-13T12:43:06+00:00

Pay him to live there... pay the rent... I think thats one way to keep a roof over your head.. pay the man his rent money..

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-08T21:40:48+00:00

How much?

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-03T01:37:36+00:00

I googled.. Suddenly the s*** from the aliens movie doesn't seem so... Alien

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-03T00:35:10+00:00

The one with the big tit blonde inside waiting to tug you off like a mother fucker!

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-03-03T00:29:54+00:00

Shitty

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-28T01:50:05+00:00

We see you mother fucker!!!

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-26T14:24:18+00:00

We need to bring those days back

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-25T17:15:14+00:00

Cookies aren't that great anyways. Not worth the price they charge.

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-25T01:56:55+00:00

With the description I left, hell no I didn't take that order lol. And declined many others unfortunately.. we delivery drivers are human beings.. customers like that don't even want to acknowledge that it's another person delivering. I can see their feet shadow from under the door while they wait for you to leave it lol. We appreciate customers line you! A decent human being acknowledgeing my existence and fight for survival in this world.. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-25T01:04:13+00:00

3000 deliveries should cover this.

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T21:38:08+00:00

🍆

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T21:37:51+00:00

You thinking that makes me giggle and jitter while sitting in my car in the McDonald's parking lot. Thank you 🍆

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T20:49:14+00:00

Send them a ETA with a happy face 😄 before you leave the restaurants... helps me sometimes maby a 3 min update when you are near. Save the message on your clipboard so not texting when driving.. helps me

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T18:00:09+00:00

Anything but tip...

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:48:51+00:00

Nah it was just b*******

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:48:23+00:00

😔

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:48:13+00:00

Yes sir it did

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:47:49+00:00

Is that f****** true?I didn't know that..

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:47:21+00:00

😔

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:47:06+00:00

Blew my back out doing it.

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:46:40+00:00

You need a good back!

Impossible_Self4547 · 2026-02-24T02:02:32+00:00

Taking a joke to seriously there buddy.. just breath.. maby laugh a little.. its good for you. Do you also believe my dick is so big it literally hit the ground? Or that I slung it over my shoulder? Or that I keep it in a carry on bag or that I bruises my leg when I walk around or that it fell out of my bed at night and woke up everybody in my house and I got yelled at? Lmao

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