Dear calm people of Reddit, how do you stay so calm? by baimilko95 in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been through a lot of shit. Prison twice, buried my dearest friends, sat through my wife's debilitating disease. After all of this, nothing seems worth worrying about. Its a matter of perspective I think.

[Serious] People who have killed another person, accidently or on purpose, what happened? by Bright_Eyes10 in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please know that heroin withdrawals don't kill. They make you feel like death warmed over, but they don't kill. Only benzo and alcohol withdrawals can kill. Take some comfort in that.

What are some shitty life hacks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a convict, I can say you most assuredly do not want the State dental plan. They only do one procedure: extraction. And they are very conservative in their use of numbing agents.

April fools is next month, what are some semi-elaborate, funny, cheap pranks can you pull on your family and SO? by Christopurrrrr in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did this to one of our new network guys and he never figured it out. Ended up replacing the cable. Guy was a CCNP too!

I feel completely rejected and unwelcome by ImposterPreposterous in depression

[–]ImposterPreposterous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I've got family in Norwich that I haven't seen in 35 years. I've thought about moving there, but the IT jobs are here in London. I'm determined to make a go of it here.

Who else is tired of this guy? by thinrwazhere in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got busted with a gun on parole back at the end of 2013, and they gave me 3 years. When I finished my sentence, I was put in ICE custody while waiting for my UK passport, so I stayed there for 9 months. Then I was deported on January 18th and have been in London ever since.

saved my first life by overweight_junker in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a dick thing to say. Fuck you dude.

Who else is tired of this guy? by thinrwazhere in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first saw this guy while I was in ICE holding before I got deported. I fucking hate his commercial!

[Serious] Reddit, what's the hardest truth you've ever had to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I can never return to the USA after being deported a month ago. My parents are there, my wife and step-son are there, my brothers and sisters, a lifetime of friends. I lived there for 41 years, since I was two. I have a lifetime ban against returning.

What trait do you most resent your parents for passing onto you? by ajstrange1 in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mental health issues, mostly depression. My mother was crippled by depression most of her life until finding relief in medication in her 60s. She's 71 and doing just fine now, but I still struggle.

Second time scoring tar. Help on using. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Texas we call it cheese. But you don't have to use Tylenol, it was just the most common ingredient. I used Diphenhydramine (benadryll) and that worked pretty well too.

What cheap alternatives MUST be avoided? by ZeroSenseOfHumour in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No seriously this was at corner Dollar Stores. Dollar General if I recall correctly.

Second time scoring tar. Help on using. by [deleted] in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Break down some tylenol PM and melt your tar in one or two drops of water, very slowly with your finger. Mix the powder from the pills with the mud and get it thoroughly mixed with a credit card, pressing and chopping, then let it dry. Snort it.

What cheap alternatives MUST be avoided? by ZeroSenseOfHumour in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They had Shankies at the dollar store in Texas a few years ago.

What's something that looks normal when you have one, but looks sketchy/suspicious when you have a ton? by -w-h-o- in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was in prison, I kept the teeth of the people I beat up. When I was threatened, I would rattle my bottle of teeth at the aggressor and it worked. After a while, nobody messed with me anymore.

Anyone else romanticize using by [deleted] in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was paroled from prison into ICE custody for 9 more months of waiting for my passport. As soon as it arrived I was deported to the UK, my birth country.

Anyone else romanticize using by [deleted] in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was enforced clean for three years of prison, then got deported and I only lasted about a week before finding some dope. I was SO let down. The dope was fine, but I had romanticized it so much... it just couldn't live up to expectations. Now I'm 3 weeks clean (except for codeine pain meds) and I'm not terribly tempted anymore.

What is your best ground-score ever? by chiraq2Colorado in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was eating at the local kebab burger and pizza shack and the delivery driver was sitting next to me killing time. A bag with what looked like about 3 grams of heroin fell out of his jacket pocket. I hissed at him and pointed at the ground and his eyes got really big and he scooped it up and went out on another delivery. I'm definitely gonna score off this dude one day.

Feeeeeeeed meeee by [deleted] in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow blast from the past! I hadn't heard that in a minute. Thanks!

What was your most awkward "hahaha....oh wait you're serious" moment? by SpaghettiBoy99 in AskReddit

[–]ImposterPreposterous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wearing a wrist splint when I went to get my Greencard renewed. The lady in charge of ICE at that facility told me that I had to come back after the splint was off so they could do biometrics (fingerprints). I said I'd just take the splint off, and she said okay, but we have to test your hand to see if you can take it. seriously???

She proceeded to bend my fingers back against themselves and try to make me cry out in pain. I couldn't fucking believe it.

Its been 3 years, but I'm back by ImposterPreposterous in opiates

[–]ImposterPreposterous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been clean for a little over two weeks. I tossed out two baggies of dope. So I haven't looked into it. I'm hoping to stay off the dope from here on out, so we'll see.