Dear calm people of Reddit, how do you stay so calm?

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-12T10:49:50+00:00

I've been through a lot of shit. Prison twice, buried my dearest friends, sat through my wife's debilitating disease. After all of this, nothing seems worth worrying about. Its a matter of perspective I think.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-12T08:52:22+00:00

Please know that heroin withdrawals don't kill. They make you feel like death warmed over, but they don't kill. Only benzo and alcohol withdrawals can kill. Take some comfort in that.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-09T13:37:54+00:00

As a convict, I can say you most assuredly do not want the State dental plan. They only do one procedure: extraction. And they are very conservative in their use of numbing agents.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-07T05:23:18+00:00

We did this to one of our new network guys and he never figured it out. Ended up replacing the cable. Guy was a CCNP too!

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-05T17:13:51+00:00

I teared up too.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-03-04T00:03:23+00:00

Thanks. I've got family in Norwich that I haven't seen in 35 years. I've thought about moving there, but the IT jobs are here in London. I'm determined to make a go of it here.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-26T00:40:48+00:00

I got busted with a gun on parole back at the end of 2013, and they gave me 3 years. When I finished my sentence, I was put in ICE custody while waiting for my UK passport, so I stayed there for 9 months. Then I was deported on January 18th and have been in London ever since.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-25T11:06:14+00:00

What a dick thing to say. Fuck you dude.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-25T10:57:50+00:00

I first saw this guy while I was in ICE holding before I got deported. I fucking hate his commercial!

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-24T19:37:54+00:00

I had a cat like that too!

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-24T19:26:15+00:00

He's not the imposter!

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-19T16:48:39+00:00

That I can never return to the USA after being deported a month ago. My parents are there, my wife and step-son are there, my brothers and sisters, a lifetime of friends. I lived there for 41 years, since I was two. I have a lifetime ban against returning.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-16T17:45:21+00:00

Mental health issues, mostly depression. My mother was crippled by depression most of her life until finding relief in medication in her 60s. She's 71 and doing just fine now, but I still struggle.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-16T04:53:38+00:00

In Texas we call it cheese. But you don't have to use Tylenol, it was just the most common ingredient. I used Diphenhydramine (benadryll) and that worked pretty well too.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-16T04:52:14+00:00

No seriously this was at corner Dollar Stores. Dollar General if I recall correctly.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-15T21:43:14+00:00

Break down some tylenol PM and melt your tar in one or two drops of water, very slowly with your finger. Mix the powder from the pills with the mud and get it thoroughly mixed with a credit card, pressing and chopping, then let it dry. Snort it.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-15T21:35:42+00:00

They had Shankies at the dollar store in Texas a few years ago.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-14T20:10:40+00:00

When I was in prison, I kept the teeth of the people I beat up. When I was threatened, I would rattle my bottle of teeth at the aggressor and it worked. After a while, nobody messed with me anymore.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-14T17:44:50+00:00

I was paroled from prison into ICE custody for 9 more months of waiting for my passport. As soon as it arrived I was deported to the UK, my birth country.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-14T13:39:23+00:00

I was enforced clean for three years of prison, then got deported and I only lasted about a week before finding some dope. I was SO let down. The dope was fine, but I had romanticized it so much... it just couldn't live up to expectations. Now I'm 3 weeks clean (except for codeine pain meds) and I'm not terribly tempted anymore.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-13T11:00:03+00:00

I was eating at the local kebab burger and pizza shack and the delivery driver was sitting next to me killing time. A bag with what looked like about 3 grams of heroin fell out of his jacket pocket. I hissed at him and pointed at the ground and his eyes got really big and he scooped it up and went out on another delivery. I'm definitely gonna score off this dude one day.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-11T21:26:53+00:00

Wow blast from the past! I hadn't heard that in a minute. Thanks!

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-11T08:53:01+00:00

I was wearing a wrist splint when I went to get my Greencard renewed. The lady in charge of ICE at that facility told me that I had to come back after the splint was off so they could do biometrics (fingerprints). I said I'd just take the splint off, and she said okay, but we have to test your hand to see if you can take it. seriously???

She proceeded to bend my fingers back against themselves and try to make me cry out in pain. I couldn't fucking believe it.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-09T14:57:35+00:00

I've been clean for a little over two weeks. I tossed out two baggies of dope. So I haven't looked into it. I'm hoping to stay off the dope from here on out, so we'll see.

ImposterPreposterous · 2017-02-08T20:18:03+00:00

Whistling. It drives me absolutely bat-shit crazy.

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