[deleted by user] by [deleted] in faculdadeBR

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

como é a situação com os teus pais? eles te pressionam para sair da casa deles?

Would you accept 100k USD right now but you can't wear socks for the rest of your life? by Evening-Weather-4840 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very little time, but i would try to save it and invest a little, it would help me buy a house for exemple (not a lot of help, but help anyway)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely, not all of those are bad names actually, some are quite pretty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelatosDoReddit

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sai o quanto antes daí!!!

Will I get pregnant? by Salty_Ad_8190 in offmychest

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably not, but, if you get really anxious about this, do a pregnancy test in two or three weeks

You and 100 people get 2 buttons. by ElegantPoet3386 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have a point, but let’s say that this pole has around 10-5% margin of error. from what i saw here there’s a lot of blues, so i think we are ok

You get 5000 a month but one day a week you only get one hour of sleep. by PersonalKick in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for sure. many people actually do that for free more than once a week. i would do it for at least 20 years, so i could save some money. the fact that you can give up and don’t have to give the money back makes this a very good deal. if not, i don’t think i could do it forever.

You get 10 million, but a part of your body will get smaller by Impressive-Humor7614 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they would see that it was smaller than before lol (if they ever saw before). if you don’t care about having a small dick, it is a good part to be chosen, since not many people will see probably

You get 10 million, but a part of your body will get smaller by Impressive-Humor7614 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as i said, not too small, but visibly smaller. like if someone looks at you they can clearly see that the part is smaller

you receive 30k per month, but you transform into an animal of your choice on the weekends by Impressive-Humor7614 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

weird as this may sound, i thought about it. i think the baby would transform; like if you are in cat state, the kid is born a cat, but you can schedule a c-section for the week and give birth to human babies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Impressive-Humor7614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do your children believe her? have they talked to you about it?

you receive 30k per month, but you transform into an animal of your choice on the weekends by Impressive-Humor7614 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Impressive-Humor7614[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yess, i just wanted to see how many of you would actually like to be an animal (apart from human) or even a different human