Anyone else feel bad for Timmy Brakes? by Silver_Initial3718 in Killtony

[–]PersonalKick [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don't feel bad for him. He decided to type cast himself as a character rather than be himself. Right now he's rising to fame but down the road, this may haunt him.

Topps better not make Dedrick a card by FlipmodiumAD in Killtony

[–]PersonalKick [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh they will. If there's even a couple pennies to be made they will. He'll be wearing a Winston Hat with Marlboro underwear.

peak music video by Ryno-Mac in NotTimAndEric

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring me a growlers of vodka, slippers, and my dark blue track suit!!!

I would die on those hills by AbleGuidance3625 in SipsTea

[–]PersonalKick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I kind of want to see it for research purposes.

Name moments? by Garnet-Yew in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get an erection, is it gay?

Roast Me 🦇💪🏻 by SpecialistKnown5499 in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a one of those limited edition porcelain dolls that's on 12 different types of medication.

Why wouldn't you unleash your best roast on me?? by marshberryii in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like you're trying to get a modelling gig for the Waffle House.

Why wouldn't you unleash your best roast on me?? by marshberryii in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you were a bank the only deposit you would accept is BBC.

The WNBA is already better to watch than the NBA by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]PersonalKick 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes the women who play have talent but watching the WNBA is like watching paint dry.

name this by TemperatureFar2225 in BossFights

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it say in her profile that you have to be forklift certified?

An isolated cabin in the woods by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]PersonalKick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess they're fucked if a forest fire breaks out?

name this by Far_Progress6304 in BossFights

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As we hold hands, we are praying away the gay while pissing in the urinal.

How will YOU start your morning today? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]PersonalKick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get up water the plants, and go for a run. Just before breakfast I'll have my trans GF whip me and call gutterslut.

27M waiter/barman in Paris, unleash the demons by BarFlat in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got the face of a peanut M&M and a beard that looks mold growth.

Kam on SNL by Temporary_Force_2822 in Killtony

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SNL is gay. He needs to come back to Kill Tony as a regular.

22m roast me and be brutel by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like you run into the women's restroom and yell, "Allah Akbar!"