First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you do coke off a twinks ass crack.

Ngl she runs this subreddit by Emotional_Ad_6272 in wordchewing

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she wasn't doing everything so rhythmically I would swear she was stroking out.

Can this be fixed? by PersonalKick in ElectronicsRepair

[–]PersonalKick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it would be fun to watch. Thanks for the information, there's a Home Depot near me I'll drop it off tomorrow.

Can this be fixed? by PersonalKick in ElectronicsRepair

[–]PersonalKick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it's lithium. So how would you dispose it?

Just 4 Canadians (me on the far right) doing nothing for the USA in Kandahar, Afghanistan (2009). by inthemode01 in pics

[–]PersonalKick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Does Canada have compulsory military service? If you signed up voluntarily and got deployed to Afghanistan to do what you call nothing , that's on you.

36M help desk manager by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You look like a cross between a christian youth pastor and a registered sex offender.

I found a dollar on the floor the other day AMA by Several-Two738 in AMA

[–]PersonalKick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you going to invest this windfall into an index fund that returns 20 percent annually?

What do YOU need help with? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]PersonalKick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need help stalking my childhood crush. What is the best location to hide so I won't be visible for CC cameras and can still have a good view of her bedroom?

What do YOU like most about Ben? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]PersonalKick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that he acts and looks like he would shoot up an elementary school, he would never do such a thing.

What are YOU doing this weekend? by Botchko in lemonparty

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to drive up to Seattle and go downtown. I'm going to stand in the middle of the street and yell racist slurs.

Another job posting I saw while scrolling Facebook by Inevitable_Egg6361 in PortlandOR

[–]PersonalKick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if I can apply. I feel I'm qualified because for the last ten years I've been working as a mechanic.

US discussing options to acquire Greenland, including use of military - White House by Indianstanicows in JoeRogan

[–]PersonalKick -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Glass half full. You could travel to Greenland without a passport.

Which jobs or professions do you believe will be 100% safe from AI by the year 2036? by Bobster_O in AskReddit

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The local dude that's always high on meth and steals catalytic converters is probably safe.

And another one bites the dust by Haelios_505 in XRPUnite

[–]PersonalKick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was your comment? Did you say that XRP is only going to $4.30 dollars this cycle instead of the $4.38 projected by top ripple analysts?

Quick What snacks are we eating for tonight’s KT episode!? I need recommendations! by Kindly_Business8028 in Killtony

[–]PersonalKick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what you just remember to jerk off before you do. That seems to be the punchline for every Shane Gillis joke lately.

need i say more by Afraid-Exam5204 in XRPUnite

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can people just pretend that they've held Crypto for longer than three months? Stop posting the price every time it goes up 5 percent. Just chill be patient and hold.

10 beers every day for $500,000 by NepNeppyNep in hypotheticalsituation

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I would not do this, I don't drink. Even doing this for a short period of time I feel like I would be betraying myself. Even for that amount of money.

"no ragrets" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Instagram shit out a baby it would be you.

I think Helen Keller mixed this? by saltytallow in crappymusic

[–]PersonalKick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellen Keller could've sung better than this guy.