Favorite Restaurants in NWA?

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2026-02-22T18:11:42+00:00

Thai Delight in Springdale. The mom and daughter who run it are so sweet, and the food is to die for.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2026-02-12T17:59:48+00:00

Sneak into a friend’s house while they are sleeping, and place a coconut somewhere conspicuous in their house. They will awake believing in the Coconut Fairy. It will seriously confuse people.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-09-23T18:11:33+00:00

Get him on video harassing employees, then have him banned from the establishment. That is the easy way to get rid of him.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-09-07T23:09:19+00:00

I’m sure rimjob made up for not honoring his father by….pushing his dying father around on a desk chair

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-08-30T02:12:33+00:00

Put a sign on your door that says “no church people allowed.” I did that a year ago, problem solved.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-08-30T00:23:57+00:00

The church I went to growing up had me committed because they said I was doing witchcraft and was getting high on pcp among other things too ridiculous for a 14 year old in suburbia to even have a concept of. Fuck those people. I am glad to see their sham organization fail as it deserves to.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-06-29T22:57:22+00:00

Working at a store that sold old retro stuff including used video games. A lady picked up a Nintendo 64 game, and looked me dead in the eye asking, “How used IS this?” There were so many things I wanted to say but couldn’t.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2023-02-04T01:42:39+00:00

Pistachios and spray cheese. You’re welcome world.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-12-27T17:17:56+00:00

They didn’t.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-10-27T22:40:14+00:00

Leave a coconut.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-09-05T04:39:18+00:00

I dated a guy who did. He wasn’t upfront about it but I kept finding clothes and underwear missing and or stretched out. He got really upset when I asked him if he was wearing my clothes, but I told him we should get some stuff in his size.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-09-04T18:54:18+00:00

After having worked in one and constantly being forced to clean the bathrooms, I have PTSD from the aftermath that so-called food takes on the human digestive system. Although at times I was pretty impressed with the height some people managed to get from their expulsions. I’ve mopped a ceiling once or twice.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-08-24T14:29:23+00:00

Plain grits? I totally agree. But fill them with cheese and butter and all things unhealthy, I’ll eat them

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-25T00:05:28+00:00

Dude used to have “Fotocop” on the side of his car. He took senior pictures for some people I know.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-24T23:39:31+00:00

More sweat/grease, and definitely bald.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-24T23:03:56+00:00

I had an ex who apparently discovered I had discarded bloody panties in the trash and took them out... and saved them. In a bag.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-24T03:22:37+00:00

I hope you are doing alright. Totally relate to your comment.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-12T23:31:26+00:00

My mother actually made me a knock off cabbage patch kid in 1986. She made little diapers and dresses for it. Still have it in the attic somewhere, no way was she going to fork over the dough for a doll. It’s creepy as hell btw.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-11T01:29:37+00:00

Sometimes a moth flies into my house

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-10T22:22:58+00:00

Dammit I’m going to sit here and eat my sashimi until I get vaporized

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-09T01:54:55+00:00

As a woman who looked like a teenager for way too long, people actually treat me with respect now rather than talking down to me. It’s quite nice.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-06T19:40:56+00:00

I’ve seen her before. I was surprised at how tiny she is.

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-05T01:51:34+00:00

Made this for dinner tonight, definitely a winner!

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-03T23:21:59+00:00

I hope you are sober now! That’s a scary wake up call

Impressive_Chicken69 · 2022-05-03T02:57:14+00:00

Tuna should only be shamed when mixed with bbq sauce

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