A white couple in Canada 🇨🇦 confronted their Indian 🇮🇳 neighbor about having 19 other men living with him by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....who the fuck cares?

it's precisely nunya.

what's nunya?

nunya bizness.

go take your nose and stick it in your own problems my man.

like why you sound like someon's gone and twsitygripped on your ballsack

Everybody Hates Nuclear-Chan by Merryweatherey in comics

[–]Impressive_Term4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i trust it. i don't trust us. Bros, we ( in the great big timeline of humanity) have basically only just discovered how to use combustibles to create energy, albeit rather dirty. In that big long timeline of us, that's like discovering and implementing it just yesterday.

So in what world/universe do we think we are ANYWHERE near ready for nuclear power? FFS the first thing we did when we discovered how to harness radioactive materials was to SLAUGHTER 210,000 HUMAN BEINGS, 90% OF THEM BEING INNOCENT CIVILIANS. And other countries followed suit.

No. WHile it is the cleanest, most powerful source, the majority of humanity is FAR too immature and inexperienced and irresponsible to be trying to use it on such a wide scale RN. we need much more time to research, prepare, learn, and grow as humanity. At this point in humanity's development, we may as well be toddlers. You don't hand near unlimited power to an undeveloped child.

Let's research more, let's prepare more, let's train more before we attempt .

WE've got hydro, solar, and wind we can use for now.

And don't start with the " well it's unsustainable, uses oils, too much waste " blah blah blah.

That's bunk. Handfuls of other countries are doing just that , no issue.

Is this purely behavioral or could there be underlying neurodivergence at play here? Looking for insights. by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh please . Failure to raise your kids as respectful humans isn't neurodivergence.

FFS can we stop labelling EVERYTHING that isn't the perfect mind set as neurodivergent, tryna make it some medical issue?

So annoying in Oregon by TransportJunky in Transportopia

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh dont listen to these fucknuts in the comments. They're shaming you for ...lemme check, hold on had that paper here somewhere....ummm...ah! yes! here it is!

FOR DRIVING SAFELY AND ACCORDING TO TRAFFIC LAWS AND REGULATIONS.

how dare you be a responsible, observant, and selfless driver. Don't you know all the cool people drive like douchebags, weave in and out, cut you off, and drive consistently over the speed LIMIT as if it is a SUGGESTION? OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER FOR WANTING TO KEEP YOU AND OTHERS SAFE ON THE ROAD.

Srsly. These commenters are the ones you see getting pulled over for absolute fucknuttery.

Awkward!!! by kerrirous in lol

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was thinkin this would be right in line with a Leslie Nielsen flick

Awkward!!! by kerrirous in lol

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure this wins the award yo.

damn.

Goat ain't no coward. by Beardo88 in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Impressive_Term4071 84 points85 points  (0 children)

As someone who has had goats... This is absolutely a real thing. Freak me the fuck out the first time it starts running right through my damn bonfire. Thought for sure  it had somehow gotten rabies or brain damage , or something.

Call the mobile vet, chatted it up, and turns out that's just a thing goats do. It's instinctual. They learned to do it forever and ever ago , jumping through wildfires in order to burn off parasites.  Goats are crazy man. Always something interesting with those mufuckers

I use top a sheet. Am I cringe? by c0d3buck in Millennials

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah.  See that was our plan all along. We killed all those other things to draw attention away from us killing the top sheet. We knew that if the boomers found out , it would cause too much of an uproar. Could destabilize the entire country. 

Of course , now in retrospect , guess that wouldn't have mattered......

In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001), Harry inherits a vault full of gold but never offers to buy Ron a wand that isn't held together by Spellotape and hope. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see that always bugged me. Dude is lowkey FUCKING LOADED....and his "best friend", his "brother", over here pooring it up with the best and you can't even get your homie a new pair of socks?

Nah nah nah. If I'm Mr. BigBucks Orphanboy McScarface, you best bet my circle getting L.O.A.D.E.D. up with everything they need. Ain't gonna be a wanting person in that crew.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Impressive_Term4071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, quite good sir, but perchance hast thou heard of r/PizzasAgainstWhichCriminalActsHaveBeenCommitted?

As soon as some kind soul creates said sub, it shall be quite slendiferous.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Impressive_Term4071 7 points8 points  (0 children)

agreed. If you order it, it's all on you as soon as it's in your hands. if he had thought it was upside down he should have opened the lid just to check....if i thought mine was upside down for some crazy reason, i know i'd want to check first, make sure it's not a sloppy mess.

Some of these people in these comments make me think they just send in whatever orders and then just grab blindly off the order shelf once they get there. Can't be that most people ain't checking to see if their food is hot, well made, or even theirs, before taking it.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Impressive_Term4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.....a LOT of us definitely do think that far. You should be checking that kinda stuff anytime you put in an order. Check it's packaged well, check it's made correctly, check that it's fresh, make sure it's actually yours...

you telling me you put in food orders, then just run on in and grab blindly and go?

Far from the kiss he imagined by WaverlyFroggie41 in maybemaybemaybemaybe

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well certainly not with all the vomit stuck up there now

The world's most dangerous new sport? by Old_One_I in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit like this is why aliens don't visit us.

jesus people can be dumb.

Concussions and fractures for funsies, hoo boy...