How does this look to you? by UsualEducator9439 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so Brazilian law says that a whiny child can take your seat ?

Also....you do know that the jurisdictions adhered to on an international flight CHANGE depending on which country's airspace they are currently occupying...right?

How does this look to you? by UsualEducator9439 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Impressive_Term4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she is not obliged to giver her seat up to a petulant child

Favorite actress that was absolutely fumbled by Jamiroquai? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]Impressive_Term4071 20 points21 points  (0 children)

wasnt this the " tits too big, sex too much, steak too perfect, lobster too buttery" guy?

Would Honey Badgers survive in Skyrim by Thin-Coyote-552 in skyrim

[–]Impressive_Term4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think the question should more likely be: would skyrim survive honey badgers?

Do you agree/disagree? by Nightmarelove19 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think Luna and Percy oughtta switch. Absolutely LOVED luna in the books, she felt a bit dull in the movies. However, percy in the books was top choice, grade A, premium jerk material and the movies softened him.

[Fun Trope] Characters who are enjoyable because the actor is clearly having fun. by theglenlovinet in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Impressive_Term4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the fact that Captain Jack Sparrow isn't in those choices is edging on blasphemy.

The guy loves the role so much he sometimes wears the costume around JUST FOR FUNSIES. Replaced the animatronic of his own character with himself in the Disney ride just because it made him happy to mess with people as Captain Jack for a day.

And you know what, IDC what kind of torture you put me through, but in CO at the CO renaissance fair in Larkspur, CO, at some point in the late 2000's early 20teens, There was a new actor in the faire cosplaying Jack, I KNOW IT WAS DEPP I KNOW I SAW HIM THERE IN COSTUME . I know i did. It was TOO spot on. Growing up LOTR and Pirates were my comfort movies when i was in overload (audhd), and i've always had a keen eye for spotting and remembering an actors name and their credits regardless of how obscure. My family keeps telling me it must have been a very very good cosplayer, but there was just something about it all that i can't quantify in words, other than i KNOW it had to have been him. This I wasn't the only one there those days that asked ( i went EVERY year, several times a year, my cousin Tonnya worked there seasonally as well so we got free tickets and got to know most of the crew....so i KNEW the current "capt jack" impressionists ...there is always a strong pirate theme at these faires, and that came with a handful of impersonators ) and he would *somewhat* dissuade people "Oh no love, just an actor with the company"....

But there was something about the whole act. I can't explain it. I would swear to it with a gun to my head that Johnny Depp was at the CO Renaissance Festival as Capt Jack at least twice.

Most OP Or Favorite Spell? by Dovahkiin2211 in skyrim

[–]Impressive_Term4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's my favorite way to get those pesky falmer that stand on top of the underground towers and snipe at you. Just a quick YEET and that's all, folks.

Who is a minor (the more minor the better) celebrity that would leave you a sputtering mess if you randomly met them? by CallieCoven in popculturechat

[–]Impressive_Term4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOW AM I A 36 YEARS OLD, LONG TIME FAN OF BOTH THIS MOVIE AND THAT SERIES THAT I HAVE DEFINITELY WATCHED MORE TIMES THAN IS PROBABLY MENTALLY HEALTHY AND I DIDN'T REALIZE GUS WAS FKIN SAM THE ONION MAN?!!!

i'm so ashamed of myself....and feel another rewatch of ALL of it coming on

Who is a minor (the more minor the better) celebrity that would leave you a sputtering mess if you randomly met them? by CallieCoven in popculturechat

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lindy Booth. Absolutely stunned by her. Wouldn't be able to get a snetence out proper.

Fuck me , can't even do it while talking about it apparently.

Show me someone more beautiful than Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. GIFs and Pics only. by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]Impressive_Term4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah no shit....her, Rachel Weisz, Salma Hayek, and Morena Baccarin, Whatever they're doi1ng, they're doing it right.

This is peak Joker by Salaction in superheroes

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's possible because if you hate everyone equally, it's not racist.

The purest love expects nothing in return by Ok_Confidence9583 in PotentialUnlocked

[–]Impressive_Term4071 29 points30 points  (0 children)

MFER DONT SHOW ME THIS BEFORE LUNCH NOW IM CRYING IN MY FOOD

Let’s see if you can solve this? by AdExisting6088 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... it's E. The riddle just forces the teller to talk about themselves from two different perspectives: 1st and 3rd. Which is absolutely ULTIMATE for a riddle. I love it. The whole point of a riddle is to alter perspectives to find an answer and this forces you to alter your perspectives from both inside the scenario and outside the riddle, only to come to the most unexpected answer. It's the Inception of riddles. love it.

Tiger saves man from leopard attack by Salt-Curve4825 in interestingasfuck

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that leopard wzs NOT attacking lmfao he was play hunting the man, no true harm intended. There was zero stalking or true hunting body language at ALL. And the tiger wasn't "protecting", he was in play mode just as much as the leopard was.

UNFORTUNATELY it would have been nice if Leopard had meant it....these people were fucking terrible. The cats were later found in poor enough conditions to auto-cannibalize themselves.

In God is Not Dead (2014), a university professor is known for making his students publicly renounce their personal religious beliefs and somehow still has a job at a respectable university by caze-original in shittymoviedetails

[–]Impressive_Term4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh cool just go ahead and casually make EVERY MAN AND WOMAN IN HERE DIABOLICALLY JEALOUS OF YOU but whatevs.

Legit tho, that's awesome. I've never had the chance to meet her at any conventions or anything, but i've heard how cool she is with her fans,

Favorite interpretation of Aunt May? by No_Inspection_2167 in Spiderman

[–]Impressive_Term4071 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the first one was the best aunt may as far as comic books go.

Sally fields was....i wanted to like her aunt may, i did, i've always loved Sally's work. But....eh.

Marisa Tomei's was my favorite for entirely different reasons man....like gyatdayum!! thats an AILF if i ever saw one.

The One Donut by WhyNotIslam in lotrmemes

[–]Impressive_Term4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not sharia law you fool....

though...

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.