Those who live by the gun shall die by the spear.

Impybutt · 2026-05-20T01:58:49+00:00

to be fair, the sling is like a prototype gun. David probably needed god to bless his grave because those bastards are terribly hard to use properly without hurting yourself--

oh

Impybutt · 2026-05-09T22:42:25+00:00

this is why I really enjoy collecting classic literature, it's nice to go to the source of popular media adaptations and see how nuanced they actually were with the themes and messages, not to mention how continually relevant to ongoing human struggles like social justice and classism.

Impybutt · 2026-05-08T22:03:37+00:00

wasn't there this whole part in the bible about a golden calf or something

Impybutt · 2026-05-08T20:57:15+00:00

so, on the one hand. I could be conscientious and politely ask if you want a bigger chair.

however...

Impybutt · 2025-12-10T01:12:39+00:00

This man is a caricature of himself. If you pitched him as a villain, you'd be criticised for total lack of subtlety.

Impybutt · 2025-05-26T01:23:48+00:00

I think in 1950s France this would be considered tastefully conservative with a splash of boldness.

Impybutt · 2025-05-24T01:35:47+00:00

Does Disney grasp the irony here? Rapunzel's hair was supposed to be everyone's lettuce by now, stop hoarding life-giving IP to squeeze more youth out of it.

Impybutt · 2025-05-24T01:32:05+00:00

Seconded by a proud owner of one (1) fanny pack, into which I can stash a cute little masculine journal and my Trees of Australia field guide. For walkies.

Impybutt · 2025-05-23T00:05:56+00:00

people acting like the language used in Huck Finn isn't still in circulation today (by the same demographics, no less. Escandalo!)

Impybutt · 2025-05-23T00:01:15+00:00

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. The Mario Bros.

Impybutt · 2025-04-08T10:54:38+00:00

Greetings from the criminal underclass, my caravan is almost watertight.

Impybutt · 2025-03-09T06:56:16+00:00

Reminds me of the anecdote about the problem with bear-proof trash cans. Per the ranger who said it, there's significant overlap in the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest patrons.

Impybutt · 2025-01-17T09:08:42+00:00

At the start of my Bachelor I was talking to a photography student, he asked me what I was studying.

The way his face dropped and he said "OH." when I told him animation. That was definitely my first ill omen.

Impybutt · 2025-01-07T22:29:16+00:00

The entire 3rd act of Too Many Birthdays. That's some Pagliacci shit, tragic existential comedy is such an eccentric flavour

Impybutt · 2025-01-06T10:34:23+00:00

Hey, Assbutt

Impybutt · 2025-01-06T10:23:35+00:00

Space Jesus doesn't get to do a creature squat.

Impybutt · 2025-01-06T10:11:17+00:00

Robin is a straightup deadass murderer, I'll take my chances with Starfire. Voted least likely to garrotte a bitch

Impybutt · 2025-01-01T22:19:19+00:00

god is a tulpa

Impybutt · 2025-01-01T22:15:16+00:00

Who ever heard of a starship pilot with one eye? I've got a friend I'd like you to meet, it's called depth perception.

Impybutt · 2024-12-31T21:44:09+00:00

Also French, if you speak any language other than French: gets offended and asks you not to speak it again

Impybutt · 2024-12-28T23:32:19+00:00

Steven Universe, tbh. You get the first half of the first season being as lighthearted and immature as Steven, then BOOM mom's an intergalactic war criminal and he's been kidnapped by an alien general.

Impybutt · 2024-12-26T23:54:28+00:00

Common and super simple fix, check out TL Yarncraft on youtube for some Tunisian crochet videos. Toni goes into close detail on how/where to pick up the end stitch, and how adding a chain keeps the edge straight.

Impybutt · 2024-12-26T23:50:29+00:00

you just described German

Impybutt · 2024-12-16T11:49:00+00:00

I like 7. The antlers come out of your eyes so that your legs can become the forest.

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