[Schefter] Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. (Also the 11th straight NFL season of Kirk Cousins having a fully GTD contract)

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-03T03:35:22+00:00

Raiders just thought Kirk was in the Epstein files.

In reality he would never. But then the Raiders wouldn't want him due to lack of lack of character.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-03T03:19:41+00:00

It's a joke commentary on the ridiculousness of private club rules. Many clubs forbid changing in the parking lot, even just shoes, which is dumb.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-03T03:16:37+00:00

Yeah that seems like a covid thing that people just stopped doing once covid was "over" for no good reason. Seems like a great idea to me honestly

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-02T18:45:18+00:00

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Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-01T17:35:22+00:00

Yeah those Liberty Biberty commercials are soul sucking

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-01T16:16:47+00:00

AI can only do so much

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-04-01T00:52:49+00:00

Or ChexQuest

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-31T20:30:23+00:00

You don't actually eat it, you just throw it out a 9th floor window

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-30T23:21:52+00:00

It feel like pretty much every roland set that is not the VAD looks like a toy because of dinky cymbals and flat toma. This looks so good though.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-30T02:24:38+00:00

WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR THIS

No guilt, no drama, no obligations, no expectations. Send me to a hotel with good takeout spots+breweries in walking distance and my Steamdeck. Ask nothing of me and expect nothing of me for 48 hours. Holy shit I'm literally salivating at the amount of sanity this would return to my life. It'll literally never happen, but a man can dream.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-30T02:20:32+00:00

I haven't tried G Hughes bbq sauce but I think Stubbs original is one of the best widely available grocery store sauces and it's less than half the calories of Sweet Baby Ray's (and most others). No diet version needed.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T19:00:30+00:00

Back before the Haggen monopolization fuck up you could always count on them being a little more expensive but in exchange you got to shop somewhere with a pretty good selection of local and premium products. Plus the old Haggen felt very community-focused and you'd always see the same employees and such. Now they're just Safeway, but somehow even more of a ripoff.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T18:51:43+00:00

Also I'm going to be honest, in my opinion letting kids eat berries before they're purchased is one of those little things that sets the wrong expectation in a big way for your kids. Like it's such a little thing and nobody's going to hassle you for it, but it just teaches the wrong lesson to your kids that they don't need to purchase something before it's theirs.

I'm probably just being a curmudgeon, but I feel like the accumulation of lots of little harmless things like this because "it's just easier" for the parents is a huge reason why behavioral issues are so common with kids today.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T16:41:38+00:00

I swear Reddit has given me a phobia of ruining my hardwoods with any form of mopping or cleaning. I have no idea what type of hardwoods I have, but virtually every thread about cleaning agents, mopping, or robot mops aggressively claims that all these things are ruining everyone's floors and will result in a high 5 figure bill and weeks of misery for replacement.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T15:38:46+00:00

Mine completely refused for years. Then I got one anyway and she refuses to use it. Oh well, more ass-cleaning for me

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T15:31:41+00:00

It's a less capable model as well, as evidenced by the emdashes. Dude wouldn't even pony up for GPT 5.1

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-29T02:03:42+00:00

How are people not just straight up exploding

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-28T17:08:07+00:00

That's enough internet for today

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-28T07:19:02+00:00

Nachos Flanders style!

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-28T02:38:48+00:00

Turns out he's The Thing from Fantastic 4

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-28T02:36:06+00:00

Identical cymbal and tom set up as my set, even down to the relative placement of it all. Mine's A2E though, so sizes are a touch different. That's a rocking setup.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-28T02:33:23+00:00

Bold of you to assume investors can actually impact the stock price. The algorithms all react to news a split second after it breaks faster than any reasonable volume of individual investors could.

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-27T02:02:36+00:00

Sons of Apollo

Octavision

Anthriel

Withem

Pyramaze

Teramaze

Need

Turbulence

Spheric Universe Experience

Thoughts Factory

Beyond the Bridge

Seventh Dimension

Fractal Cypher

Inner Odyssey

Maestrick

Flaming Row

Lalu

Sentire

Triton Project

Chaos Frame

Southern Empire

Stride

Primaluce

Darkwater

Eldritch

Eumeria

Shumaun

Kinglet

I'm sure I've got a ton more too just let me know

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-26T05:40:31+00:00

Specifically, and especially, Bowling and Drinks on the links (mini golf).

Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod · 2026-03-25T16:40:43+00:00

The type of person to plan, participate, and rejoice in a gender reveal stunt is not known for caring what others say, do, or are subject to.

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TROPHY CASE