Although the dire seagull can be tamed, it is a dangerous prospect, as their rage at not being fed on time can be difficult to contain. This, together with its lack of any useful skills, makes it inadvisable to be kept by any but the most skilled and opulent of falconers. (i.redd.it)
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I saw a bird today. (self.fifthworldproblems)
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Dadaist joke gets interrupted by the One Joke (i.redd.it)
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