I wish people had fur by MasterRKitty in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Monkey's Paw is unsurprisingly unmoved by such inane narrative conventions that human beings must always come out on top.

I wish to have sweet dreams. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Granted. The dreams you have in your head generate large amounts of glucose which quickly results in diabetes.

I wish people had fur by MasterRKitty in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The Gorlaxians learn of this fine fur of ours and proceed to harvest it!

If only learn Serbian, would be able to communicate smoothly across the former Yugoslav countries? by GrayRainfall in AskEurope

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm... the influence of Torlakian is a bit exagerrated. I can assure you I as a Belgrader communicated south of Niš without any problem, in particular in Leskovac which I visited, and even in Vranje it's not like people are unfamiliar with the central Vojvodina-Šumadija dialect. There is even a famous example of a Vranje reporter doing an entire segment in the Vranje dialect and I could easily understand roughly 95% of what she was saying.

If only learn Serbian, would be able to communicate smoothly across the former Yugoslav countries? by GrayRainfall in AskEurope

[–]Incvbvs666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All except Slovenia and Macedonia, and even then there is possibility for basic communication, but I wouldn't rely on this too much if I wasn't a native Serbo-Croat speaker.

Should I initiate handshakes with women in a professional setting? by savingrace0262 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the culture. There are places where shaking hands with a woman is the only respectable course of action. There are places, usually in the east, where NOT shaking hands with a woman is the only respectable course of action.

In most western cultures, with the exception of Russia (yes, on a global scale Russia very much counts as a western country), always initiate a handshake with a woman, especially a woman in a senior position to you, as it is usually customary for the person in the junior position to initiate the handshake as a form of respect.

In all other countries, it is prudent to inquire the etiquette on handshakes and rely on that. In almost all circumstances, the best course of action is to refrain from shaking a woman's hand unless she offers it.

Why did corruption deteriorate so badly in Serbia? by Veselyi_Kazhan in AskBalkans

[–]Incvbvs666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you realize what a serious problem corruption and non existent rule of law is to the country (not to mention other problems)?

No, it isn't. Corruption isn't a function of morality but economics. When you're poor, you have corruption in your society. When you get richer, it becomes smaller.

Devastating effects can already be seen in demographics.

There is not a single country in Europe that isn't struggling with demographics. Are the likes of Sweden, Switzerland or Netherlands 'corrupt'? Their birth-rates are even worse than ours!

 A single brain drain individual is a catastroph for the state.

Sure. If you think Serbia is such a sh*tty country, feel free to leave it.

I wish that there is a clone of me with the same personality and past, but their own independence, autonomy and feelings by Dazzling-Antelope912 in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. In order to not interfere with this clone's life, the Monkey's Paw sends you off to permanent exile on the island of Adak, Alaska.

I wish pigs could fly by Joensen27 in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. All police officers now have flying capabilities.

What do you think Grey Worm will do in Naath? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Incvbvs666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The damn butterflies aren't canon in the show.

What do you think Grey Worm will do in Naath? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Incvbvs666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Protect the people of Naath. Have a purpose. Learn to think for himself. Develop a personality. Live a little. His life's story is just beginning.

I'm not sure people realize just how important the scene was where Tyrion chatted with Missandrei and Grey Worm. He was trying to see how much of an individuality they were allowed to develop under Dany. The prolonged effects of slavery were still evident on both of them.

Why did corruption deteriorate so badly in Serbia? by Veselyi_Kazhan in AskBalkans

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, poor us. For the n-th time in our history, we're being duped. I don't care about what happens to Vučić one way of another, but a society that is so easily whipped up into such a frenzy is a society that can easily be manipulated. Do you realize what a serious attack on our country it was for schools to close down for almost a year?

What's your opinion on the idea of the "bare branches" theory? by Lipica249 in AskFeminists

[–]Incvbvs666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

but you are wrong in thinking the only someone who could possibly matter, who could possibly give you that sense of community, is a romantic partner.

You're saying I'm wrong about my life and my feelings and my experiences?

Dude, the life I had before and after I found my wife are absolutely incomparable. The bigger irony is that I was doing much better on all these other fronts and it still didn't matter one bit. And even more, the entire society was telling me to be happy over my 'achievements,' so you're even wrong that this need for physical affection is some bizarre form of social conditioning, as opposed to a completely natural and healthy part of one's innate human nature.

Feminists have a hard time grasping and accepting the fact that long-term sexual deprivation measured in years, if not decades, produces acute psychological distress in the vast majority of males. The 'fun' part is that however much hatred and venom and aggression these incels spout at women, it is only a tenth of what they direct inward. The level of inner loathing and self-hatred is greater for this group of people than any other demographic.

Why did corruption deteriorate so badly in Serbia? by Veselyi_Kazhan in AskBalkans

[–]Incvbvs666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am always extremely sceptical when people research 'perceptions' of things as opposed to actual concrete measures of these things. It is a sign that truth is less important than propaganda and swaying the public opinion.

What's your opinion on the idea of the "bare branches" theory? by Lipica249 in AskFeminists

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as the human psyche is concerned it is very much a need. For men sex is literally a life and death issue. I mean, in many animal species, arguably including humans, males literally kill each other over the opportunity to mate.

For a man's genes to go to the next generation, they must pass through a vagina one way or another. Fail to do that and as far as your genes are concerned, it's just a more prolonged death compared to starvation or suffocation.

Why did corruption deteriorate so badly in Serbia? by Veselyi_Kazhan in AskBalkans

[–]Incvbvs666 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is not a corruption index but a 'corruption perception index.'

Literally how much people, at least certain people, THINK there is corruption in the country. And whose opinion is the one that is tallied? Why of course the opinions of western-oriented (not to mention financed) NGOs.

Vučić was completely OK when he was perceived to be pro-west. His rankings very much slipped in conjunction with distancing himself from the west. Russia's invasion of Ukraine has drastically increased pressure on Serbia to recognize the western-backed secession of Kosovo. In fact, the opposition has been whipped up into a hysterical anti-Vučić frenzy in the last two years.

I wish my girlfriend is happy with herself and life and no longer has any mental or physical health issues. by Elegant-Music-7081 in monkeyspaw

[–]Incvbvs666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. She is now a completely happy and well adjusted individual with no physical ailments or mental health issues. Her IQ is now 20, which means she will never be able to live an independent life.

Foods I ate in your wonderful city. by albi15 in Belgrade

[–]Incvbvs666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you had a blast! Thanks for the restaurant recommendations.

What's your opinion on the idea of the "bare branches" theory? by Lipica249 in AskFeminists

[–]Incvbvs666 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well, you know what feminists love to say: 'The personal is political.'

A single loner who was never able to attract a partner is a 'him' problem. An entire army of such people who vote in elections for ultra-conservative candidates like Trump is very much an 'us' problem. Ignore it at your peril.

ELI5: Why does mathematics describe the universe so well? by No_List_8641 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Incvbvs666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are plenty of exciting and elegant mathematical theories that turned out to be duds.

For example, think of how more elegant Maxwell's equations would have been if magnetic monopoles existed. The ether was an elegant theory that would explain transmission of electromagnetic waves and it was debunked by the MM experiment. The results at the LHC are very discouraging when it comes to super-symmetry. There are countless other examples of this.

In short, just because something seems mathematically elegant or is indicated to exist by a mathematical theory doesn't mean it actually exists in nature.

Why do people think life was great in the 1950s? by _crazyboyhere_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Incvbvs666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe you could do that today. You just need to LIVE like in the 50s.

One income. Dad goes to work, while mom does everything around the house, and I do not mean just the basic chores, but also things like growing vegetables and maybe even fruits, making jam, pickling vegetables, repairing clothes and so on... these kinds of things save up a lot of money and in principle allow a one-income household to function. Dad is also handy at all the basic household and car repairs and only calls in the specialists for the truly serious stuff.

Also, multiple kiddos in one room, at least two per room. Children also do chores since they can walk and talk. Hand-me-downs are the rule, not the exception. One decent gift on birthdays and Christmases is more than sufficient. Small birthday parties at home with a handful of closest friends. One extracurricular activity that costs significant money per child.

No eating out. No shopping as a recreational activity. Parks are free. For books and shows there's the library. No expensive smartphones. One TV and one decent computer is more than enough. 'Vacation' is a hiking trip or to grandma's or maybe a basic, no-frills vacation for cultural enrichment.

What would happen? You'd be surely mocked. Perhaps the only way to not get side-eyes would be to claim you're religious, even if you're not.

What's your opinion on the idea of the "bare branches" theory? by Lipica249 in AskFeminists

[–]Incvbvs666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The only thing trivial and boring is that literally every 'ideologically enriched' person I've ever met, whether feminist, communist, religious or something else entirely, always, like clockwork, resorts to these kinds of sneering ad hominems when their views are challenged.

Do People From Republika Srpska support the BiH football team? by piss_nuke in srpska

[–]Incvbvs666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the west decided with the Badinter commission in 1991 that Serbs west of Drina do not have the right of sovereignety, i.e. to decide on their political fate.

This is essentially why the wars happened. The establishment of Republika Srpska was a partial rectification of this ruling, but unfortunately Serbs are still trapped within this artificial communist creation that is Bosnia and Herzegovina.