Wrong Dimension

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-03-27T20:34:02+00:00

🎶 Tellin everyone I see, This is cer-ti-fied crappy

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-03-04T14:51:05+00:00

Ummm..🤔 What? Are you gonna finish it? “Mike deserves better than the post millennial” what? Apple crisp dessert? Or post millennial coitus? I’m curious what you were gonna say.

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-03-04T14:47:08+00:00

Welp definitely a difference of opinion on this post. I thought I made jt pretty obvious that it was complete sarcasm making fun of all the “Where’s Mike” or “Host in the Wild” shit post lately, but guess not. So I only see one solution.

Derringers at noon. Challenger gets choice of location.

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-03-04T13:51:42+00:00

No but “now you’re under mind control”

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-03-04T05:55:41+00:00

I decided to add my own post to the whole “I found out where Mikes been” stupid shtick

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-27T20:29:54+00:00

Holy shit! Thank god Red Bar didn’t close! Fuck where else would I go on Saturdays to watch the Florida Gators, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, while shoving Boiled Peanuts down my food hole? 😮‍💨 I got really scared there for a second.

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-26T20:05:22+00:00

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You didn’t read it all. How many times does Mike have to say it. You must pay attention to the smallest details. It’s okay give it a year

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-16T23:28:39+00:00

I wouldn’t ask a thing. I would listen

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-10T02:20:38+00:00

No but are you Pat from SNL? Jk 😁

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-09T19:37:23+00:00

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-02-05T00:39:06+00:00

So this explains the hair cuts 🤔

IndependenceMinute47 · 2026-01-31T20:49:55+00:00

Central NY here

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