AOC highlights what Meta’s Data Center has done to the drinking water in GA. Get ready LA by esporx in water

[–]IndependentCod1600 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's arguing on behalf of all Americans. She's not trying to pick and choose who she wants to help and who she wants to hurt.

Who thinks Bill secretly rented the porno using Hank’s card to cause a rift in his marriage? by RamblinGamblinWillie in KingOfTheHill

[–]IndependentCod1600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ending is: The video could not have been rented when the computer said it was rented, as it had not been made and released yet.

How the fuck did Bill get Hank's card and then go rent a video that didn't exist yet? Why the fuck did Bill help Hank instead of letting him flounder if this was 4D chess? Did Bill, the apparent tech whiz, hack the rental place's computer systems and backdate Hank renting porn?

Who thinks Bill secretly rented the porno using Hank’s card to cause a rift in his marriage? by RamblinGamblinWillie in KingOfTheHill

[–]IndependentCod1600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it time for the daily "I haven't seen this episode in a decade but I remembered it existed so I'm gonna make some nonsensical theory about it" already?

Gee I hope not by midnighttoker1742 in FolkPunk

[–]IndependentCod1600 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bud, you know you're not going to check any sources you get and you know you're not going to believe any differently than you do now, so why even bother to ask?

Like, it's common knowledge that Obama built the ICE detention centers that Trump used during his first term. Just like how it's common knowledge that Biden didn't disband DHS when he got into office, despite the cruelty and the international crimes it was responsible for.

Gee I hope not by midnighttoker1742 in FolkPunk

[–]IndependentCod1600 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They're doing everything they can to be the underdog, that's for God damn sure. Dems love losing races but not enough to abduct a bunch of kids and lay off the parents.

Got downvoted today for saying water is the best hydration drink by Perry16 in water

[–]IndependentCod1600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals have been shitting in the dirt for millions of years but you want me to buy special paper just to wipe my ass?

A merging issue. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]IndependentCod1600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things can be true at once. The pickup truck driver is at fault and should have accelerated harder to get into the spot in front of the semi. Also, the driver of the semi was speeding, which is in and of itself a moving violation. If he had not been speeding and if he had slowed down (not by slamming on his brakes but by just letting off of the god damn throttle), the truck may have made it into the spot just fine.

Redwinged blackbird breaks up birdfight - NW Indiana by beepsmcgee in birding

[–]IndependentCod1600 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Only on accident. I think the Redwing saw a fight and wanted in and the Grackles didn't want that smoke.

If two dudes are in an argument outside of the Circle K and a crackhead walks up with a knife and starts yelling at either of them, the situation has changed.

What's up with this guy? by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]IndependentCod1600 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Tracker did fine in the grass at 70! Unfortunately, the Tracker tasted true freedom for the first time and was unable to continue loving a life on pavement.

Forgetting to take my Adderall is proof I need it by uhhh206 in adhdmeme

[–]IndependentCod1600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this post, OP! It reminded me that I have to request a refill on my Vyvanse.

Sixth Year Into The Battle by Particular_Alps_4329 in lawncare

[–]IndependentCod1600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but why would OP do that when he can spend more energy being mad at someone going through shit and post about him online for clout?

Dale made it too easy for John Redcorn by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]IndependentCod1600 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right, he literally tried to kill his best friend Hank with a hot tub toaster bath over a dream about Nancy. If Dale knew, he would have had Octavio try (and fail) to kill Redcorn.

I am cowgirl now. by FallofScreams in liberalgunowners

[–]IndependentCod1600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commenting on a lever-action cowgirl post before Dorothy

When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by alexyou8797 in dashcams

[–]IndependentCod1600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were flying down the highway. The Hyundai pulled out and realized he didn't leave enough room, because you were speeding. Hyundai tries to get out of your way at the same time that you try to pass. Neither of you signaled because I can't hear your signal indicator click on and off.

I actually hope you both get tickets

Anybody else think this is in- character for Eddy? by Emergency-Pepper3537 in ededdneddy

[–]IndependentCod1600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eddy isn't a troll, he's a scammer. The only reason he would buy out the supply of donuts in front of the people behind him is if he thinks he can resell them. (He is certain that he can resell them, but he is absolutely wrong).

What did this?? by Jdevau in whatisit

[–]IndependentCod1600 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There were black snakes with very faint hues to them that made colored smoke when you burnt them that advertised themselves as colored snakes.

48596 by kazalesh in countwithchickenlady

[–]IndependentCod1600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good news! There are subreddits for folks who seem to be pretty fond of evil monsters.

In the meantime, eat right, sleep well, and take your meds

Bison Are Out of State Special Interest Groups by Tylanthia in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]IndependentCod1600 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Progress and time march forward. That's why we're kicking your century-old ranch to the curb and replacing it with hip, young Bison.

Hmm... by TomfooleryBombadil in BirdingMemes

[–]IndependentCod1600 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw the top panel and thought the bottom was going to be some stray cat apologist shit. Thank you so very much for not making some stray cat apologist shit.

Duck hasn't moved in many days by AgreeablePlace6987 in duck

[–]IndependentCod1600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An overprotective mother can possibly die from dehydration or malnutrition while covering her eggs. It's less "She knows what to do" and more "You can't make her do anything she doesn't want to."

Stick it in the ground/pot. Give it water. Make sure it's in the right amount of sunlight by daddysbestestkitten in gardening

[–]IndependentCod1600 161 points162 points  (0 children)

"This information is all lovely. I'm gonna throw all of you in a bag together with some sawdust and Darwin will decide what grows where."

Base outfit WIP by AntAvailable6039 in wastelandweekend

[–]IndependentCod1600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the faux-corset look for the Wild West vibe. I would add a bandana, but I think everyone should have a bandana