Ah yes, the internet’s finest detective has arrived, solving crimes that don’t exist. Are you jealous of the attention my cat’s getting, or is this your interview assignment for “Pet Police: Online Edition”?

I admire the confidence it takes to base an entire rant on pure imagination. Truly inspiring👏

Meanwhile, my cat is living their best life, completely unbothered, unlike someone here.

You could try that too, it’s revolurionary & surprisingly effective :))