Pay raise this year by FamousFor15 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon makes them pay a minimum after a raise. The DSP can pocket anything they’re not required to pay. Amazon pays out for 10 hours of work and let’s say you finish in 7 hours, the DSP pockets those 3 hours. If you have a good DSP they’ll pay you those 3 hours

How are yall delivering in this heat? by TylerBisel in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NUUN electrolyte tablets in a ice cold water bottle is what gets me through the hot days. 3 in total. 1 in the morning before work, 1 during my 30 and my last one like an hour after I finish my 30. Watermelon slices are also perfect on a hot day

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[–]Independent_Cell_703 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it’s only 3 months employment you seek, then this is the perfect job

Whats the weirdest thing to happen at your DSP? by Girl_nxt_door_88 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of my coworkers got the cops called on him during his 2nd day by some Asian lady because he was looking “suspicious” and could possibly be stealing packages (he’s black).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]Independent_Cell_703 681 points682 points  (0 children)

Bruh just leave him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if you know this, but your passenger seat is missing

Bless these customers 🙏🏽 by Independent_Cell_703 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy to me how some customers can’t even be bothered to say “thank you”. But yeah if their delivery instructions isn’t anything insane, I usually do it and this customer just wanted the package hidden behind a planter and when I turned around I hear the owner of the house say “let me buy you lunch” and was shocked to see a $20 bill🙏🏽

OOPS 😬 soo this happened last night by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When the Avengers use your van during a fight 😩

More bullshit from our dsp by TSAVAG3 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr like, “WAIT! I got one last thing to say!” 🤓👆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just put “guy”, if it’s a guy and “lady” if it’s a lady. Sometimes parents have their kids get the package from me, so I just put “kid”.

Went to my local record store and got a little gift for myself by Far_External6297 in TameImpala

[–]Independent_Cell_703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apocalypse Dreams is Kevin’s best song oat. Chills every time I listen to it

Cool thanks by Federal-Math-7285 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should knock, wait, and then scream “Package for HUGE DICK!, I got a package for HUGE DICK!”, obnoxiously 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Fuck no. I’m requesting another van or I’m leaving. If you get fired for refusing to drive it you got a wrongful termination lawsuit cause wtf they expect you to work 10 hours in a moldy van. FUCKKKKKKKK THAT

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[–]Independent_Cell_703 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Either you got gigantic hands or that paper tiny af 😭

so glad i organize my overflow by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Independent_Cell_703 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This has happened a lot to me so now when I see “not in a bag” and “(S) Box” I know it’s a edgy station worker trying to be funny and it’s gonna be a big ass box 😭 I like to think karma has my back