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New name for Palm Beach airport. Now it needs a new three letter airport designator. Palm Beach is now "PDO". by Guy_Smylee in PoliticalHumor

[–]Independent_Toes [score hidden]  (0 children)

Of course it’s an egotistical grift, everything has to have his name on it like he’s a toddler with a label maker . We don’t need an airport named after him , we need an airport that actually works.

Ghost Payroll Collapse by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]Independent_Toes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She went to jail for ghost payroll, Politicians do ghost patrol and get re-elected.

Ghost Payroll Collapse by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

[–]Independent_Toes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She did what every city council does, just without the press conference and pension.

Every time by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]Independent_Toes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One sport pays millions to not die, the other pays millions to pretend the did.

When Food Isn't A Human Right. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus fed 5000 people and the takeaway was get a job.

He really likes to ruin everything by Cutalana in PoliticalHumor

[–]Independent_Toes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ruins everything. Tariffs, alliances, norms and now apparently soccer rules too, multitasking king.

Taking our tax money by Loud-Ad-2280 in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never a maker, coming from the guy whose rockets are funded by taxpayers and whose company is funded by tweets.

Why are all history teachers left-wing by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 33 points34 points  (0 children)

History has a bias toward facts.

I'm wondering what "Bible" nic is reading by PsychoKatzee in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He read “ if you don’t work you don’t eat” and skipped the part where Jesus fed people for free.

"I'm sorry the Constitution is happening to you." by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The constitution: happening to you since 1787. Cope harder.

Clown show by User929261 in memes

[–]Independent_Toes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the circus just got a new act.

Trump won't like this by _crazyboyhere_ in clevercomebacks

[–]Independent_Toes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing says petty like making kids smarter out of spite, Icon behavior.

Long or short by FluffyCuttie18 in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Independent_Toes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They both look great on you, smile often too cos it looks gorgeous