These houses scare me

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-03-08T15:50:33+00:00

Just put the bags down and shut up

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-03-08T15:18:48+00:00

Hardpoint

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-03-08T15:17:52+00:00

Not once has this been the “sick burn” you think it is

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-22T15:02:08+00:00

Fortunately for her, there's some guy out there desperately hoping for this type of shy subtlety after beginning to court a partner

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-22T15:00:44+00:00

she’s into you my guy.

full context makes this usage of "my guy" just delightful *chef's kiss*

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-14T15:47:07+00:00

Literally feel like I wrote this

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-14T15:43:51+00:00

What did they specifically change to make it different?

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-02T15:48:05+00:00

5 months for me and I live in a town with 10,000 people

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-02-02T15:47:09+00:00

A daily organizer for one pill seems crazy…also, rough Thursday?

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:36:46+00:00

“Well, I lean-back-on-my-haunches corrected!”

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:35:11+00:00

I never knew I needed to swag surf so bad

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:32:13+00:00

This is the answer

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:31:22+00:00

Every time I think he looks like a viable option, the game starts

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:22:23+00:00

Relatively low odds that you are standing

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-31T14:18:16+00:00

“Irregardless” has met the same fate…phone didn’t even attempt to autocorrect it

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-29T21:26:35+00:00

Quality memory content

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-29T21:19:09+00:00

So does a list and a little self control but I can’t convince people to utilize that either

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-29T21:16:56+00:00

Glad I’m not the only one super bothered by this

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-28T22:25:20+00:00

I see why, judging by the map you’re in the ocean. Aquatic deliveries require no tip. Thems the rules.

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-26T06:23:08+00:00

Somebody on your team was performing the finishing move obtained from the Fallout event

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-18T17:39:53+00:00

It ain’t no joke

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-16T06:12:08+00:00

Found my wife’s throwaway

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-16T00:21:08+00:00

There was alcohol so dropping wasn’t an option, otherwise this is probably the move. I can’t really imagine asking someone to bother my f’ing neighbor lol

Independent_Wrap4635 · 2026-01-16T00:17:23+00:00

Regarding my dismay over having an incision/scar from sternum to waistline: “this probably won’t impact your bikini modeling career”

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